8am and all's fucking tired as shit
I just want everyone to see this: Moleculo: A SNL skit starring Conan o'Brian
Its hilarious.
Note also how I refrain from going back to any story I promise to "get back to later". I'd like to think it is much less of a function of my ultimate and supreme laziness, and much more relative to my masterful storytelling technique. I slowly and silently build up to an ultimate creshendo, only to leave you worse than if I had never come in the first place. Such a trick is best left to literary masters such as myself and Edgar Allen Poe.
Also:
To understand this, you gotta be a faithful watcher of the best comedy series of the past year: Arrested Developement. If you don't understand it, call someone who doesn't suck as much as you do to explain/laugh at you.
To everyone else: Behold, and know that the end is nigh...
I mean, seriously, just how large is my fucking forehead anyways? I need a haircut or something now, more than ever before. Maybe I'll be like Samson, except instead of losing my miraculous God-given strength, I'll just lose some of my depressing and life-sapping alcoholism hahaha. Well we can all dream, can't we? Except for black people, because the last one to do that was shot.
It other, and completly unrelated news... I aced both my thermodynamics and Lab II exams. I've gotten A+'s on every lab I've handed in so far, and I'm killing my calc 3 quizzes with a soul-shattering barrage of perfect scores. This will be my best semester yet, and I'm fucking determined to prove it to everyone. Enough of that, lets jump again. Shally's coming to rutgers for her spring break- friday to friday. That should be fun, It's been a whiles since I've seen her or any other kind of non-rutgers human being. Around that time, the filming for the discovery channel show "It Takes a Thief" will be going on. Yes- in my fucking house! Chances are I'll be playing a prominent role in the creation of this, and my goosebumps are goosebubbling in excitement. ... . I'd like to apologize for that last sentance. It's 8am, I need my sleep. Goodnite
P.S.- the funnel will make an appearence this weekend. You can thank the one-female engineer for that one.
Oh yeah, I need someone to teach me proper facebook etiquiette. How the fuck does the poking thing work? I've got questions, you've got answers. Lets make it work people
later
Its hilarious.
Note also how I refrain from going back to any story I promise to "get back to later". I'd like to think it is much less of a function of my ultimate and supreme laziness, and much more relative to my masterful storytelling technique. I slowly and silently build up to an ultimate creshendo, only to leave you worse than if I had never come in the first place. Such a trick is best left to literary masters such as myself and Edgar Allen Poe.
Also:
To understand this, you gotta be a faithful watcher of the best comedy series of the past year: Arrested Developement. If you don't understand it, call someone who doesn't suck as much as you do to explain/laugh at you.
To everyone else: Behold, and know that the end is nigh...
I mean, seriously, just how large is my fucking forehead anyways? I need a haircut or something now, more than ever before. Maybe I'll be like Samson, except instead of losing my miraculous God-given strength, I'll just lose some of my depressing and life-sapping alcoholism hahaha. Well we can all dream, can't we? Except for black people, because the last one to do that was shot.
It other, and completly unrelated news... I aced both my thermodynamics and Lab II exams. I've gotten A+'s on every lab I've handed in so far, and I'm killing my calc 3 quizzes with a soul-shattering barrage of perfect scores. This will be my best semester yet, and I'm fucking determined to prove it to everyone. Enough of that, lets jump again. Shally's coming to rutgers for her spring break- friday to friday. That should be fun, It's been a whiles since I've seen her or any other kind of non-rutgers human being. Around that time, the filming for the discovery channel show "It Takes a Thief" will be going on. Yes- in my fucking house! Chances are I'll be playing a prominent role in the creation of this, and my goosebumps are goosebubbling in excitement. ... . I'd like to apologize for that last sentance. It's 8am, I need my sleep. Goodnite
P.S.- the funnel will make an appearence this weekend. You can thank the one-female engineer for that one.
Oh yeah, I need someone to teach me proper facebook etiquiette. How the fuck does the poking thing work? I've got questions, you've got answers. Lets make it work people
later