M: Hey.
C: Hey!
M: Hey.
C: Hey. What is that?
M: What is what?
C: The "Hey". That was twice. That was two heys. Do you have any other words in your vocabulary?
M: What's wrong with hey?
C: It wreaks of awkward subtext. You spent the night in my bed. There was . . cuddling and then you snuck out before dawn so you wouldn't have to face me! Which I must say is a total lame guy move that I did not appreciate. Now with the heys? Seriously? I may have been some pathetic insecure mess after the party but do not mistake that for me being a push over 'cause I do not let guys mess with my head anymore.
M: I heard your mom in the morning, I didn't wanna get you in trouble, so I went out the window.
C: You went out the window. Well, another lame guy move.
M: Your mom's the sheriff! And as for the heys? I'm pretty sure that's what I've said to you everyday since the first grade.
C: Oh.
M: Trying to read something into it? Lame girl move.
M: Hey!
C: What are you doing here?
M: Ah, your window was open. I thought you should know.
C: Not funny.
M: Look, earlier today I lied.
C: About?
M: About being in bed with you. We cuddled and it creeped me out.
C: It creeped you out? Did you just come over here to insult me because it has been a really long night.
M: No, it's just that I don't like you. I never have, but it was nice.
C: What?
M: Being in bed with you. It felt nice. And so I was thinking about it and I thought I should tell you I stayed the night because you were all sad and alone and I felt bad for you.
C: Well, thank you because I love being a charity case. You can leave now.
M: No, because I know. With vicky gone and my mom off with Pete whoever, it's just me. So . . . I know.
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