Parker's fallen asleep while studying. And stealing a riff from Jack her brain is going different places while she dreams.
She talked to Logan about money and the stock market and how he looked in spangles. The spangles led to
a glittery bot that sang Copacabana while she talked to Sam about Anders, who
sucked on a pen and told her he
didn't have a love life. Angela got her
to help in painting
Marty a lovely pastel shade of mint, and then she was at
La La's Voodoo Lounge again, and
Tom Farrell was willing to sign Teal Dear if she
filmed Zero as an
elf.
Broots started talking like the engineer on Galaxy Quest, claiming he couldn't fix the database that held her mom's shoes.
Bigfoot wandered by in the Teal Dear T-shirt, strumming a guitar, and
Dave went four-wheeling with everyone screaming like they were on a rollercoaster ride.
Jack bought her a drink to tell her he was marrying Chad, and could she please break it to Sam and Cedric?
Isabel told her she didn't have to, and that she'd get her a nice pair of boots for going wandering the Earth with
Weiss in a
Porsche.
Hawkeye refused to do Radio, so
Seely did and told everyone that Parker was actually an evil witch. Frighteningly,
Principal Bristow then showed up to give
Jarod a report card as the Worst Boyfriend Ever, and demanded that Parker dunk him in a pool of Jell-O. Parker protested that she didn't want to see that any more. "You should have thought of that before you refrained from shooting him--"
[for
time_agent or anyone else who wants to wake up Maleficent.]