E-mails to Parker

[mparkerceo]

To: m.parker@fandomhigh.net
From: demonico@thecentre.net
RE: :>

Home. Sugar. Bye.

An attached jpeg showed Angelo holding the stuffed bunny, and pouring Captain Crunch into his mouth out of the box.

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To: m.parker@fandomhigh.net
From: syd.lavert@thecentre.net
RE: Angelo

Well, I was afraid of telling you that Angelo was missing all weekend, only to return late last night. We have no idea how he got in, or out, of the Centre.

But his new little pink friend leads me to believe you already know this.

You couldn't have called?

- Sydney

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TO: syd.lavert@thecentre.net
From: m.parker@fandomhihg.net
CC: Catchmeifyoucan@yahoo.net
RE: RE: Angelo

>You couldn't have called?

I really, really couldn't. BELIEVE me.

>We have no idea how he got in, or out, of the Centre.

Gosh. I'm crying, here. This is me, devastated at the lack of security and safety around my friend. What kind of idiots work there, anyway?

(Did Raines have an asthma attack? Did he? Or did he just give everyone the dead-fish look?)

Don't mock the bunny.

- Parker

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To: demonico@thecentre.net
From: m.parker@fandomhigh.net
RE: RE: :>

Good. Yay! Later.

<3

- Parker

An attached jpeg shows Morty and Velvet, Parker's other stuffed rabbits, fighting a duel to the death over a stuffed carrot.

[credit to chasing_angela for Angelo's e-mail message]