E-mail from Sydney, with attachment.
TO: M.parker@fandomhigh.net
FROM: s.lavert@thecentre.net
DATE: 04/19/06
RE: Angelo
Dear Parker:
I assume you're quite pleased with yourself. I attach a digital photo of Angelo, hanging from the rafters in SL-21, from which he refused to come down for nine hours. The security team finally had to get an inflatable air mattress for him to jump onto, before he'd agree to come down.
Was the Jolt Cola absolutely necessary? I am given to understand that the Krispy Kremes were some kind of reward, but you know how sensitive his system is to caffiene and other stimulants. Mr. Raines is most unhappy, and threatening to find the culprit and hang them from the rafters. I'm sure this does nothing to ameliorate your glee.
Are you unwell? Perhaps that is a stupid question.
It has been two weeks since we spoke, and I confess to some concern about you. As well as Jarod. I had expected that you would have interrogated me further by now, asked more questions, demanded justifications, explanations. I was not looking forward to this scenario, but I was prepared for it.
Your continued silence worries me.
Please write back soon, and please refrain from further torment of Mr. Raines by remote control of Angelo's nervous system. Amusing it may be, but he will eventually figure out who is responsible. And we both know he has no sense of humor whatsoever.
Yours, with affection,
Sydney
P.S. Why does Angelo keep giggling when your name is mentioned? It can't be just the sugar. It seems to be completely random.
ATTACHMENT: Angeloswinging.jpg
FROM: s.lavert@thecentre.net
DATE: 04/19/06
RE: Angelo
Dear Parker:
I assume you're quite pleased with yourself. I attach a digital photo of Angelo, hanging from the rafters in SL-21, from which he refused to come down for nine hours. The security team finally had to get an inflatable air mattress for him to jump onto, before he'd agree to come down.
Was the Jolt Cola absolutely necessary? I am given to understand that the Krispy Kremes were some kind of reward, but you know how sensitive his system is to caffiene and other stimulants. Mr. Raines is most unhappy, and threatening to find the culprit and hang them from the rafters. I'm sure this does nothing to ameliorate your glee.
Are you unwell? Perhaps that is a stupid question.
It has been two weeks since we spoke, and I confess to some concern about you. As well as Jarod. I had expected that you would have interrogated me further by now, asked more questions, demanded justifications, explanations. I was not looking forward to this scenario, but I was prepared for it.
Your continued silence worries me.
Please write back soon, and please refrain from further torment of Mr. Raines by remote control of Angelo's nervous system. Amusing it may be, but he will eventually figure out who is responsible. And we both know he has no sense of humor whatsoever.
Yours, with affection,
Sydney
P.S. Why does Angelo keep giggling when your name is mentioned? It can't be just the sugar. It seems to be completely random.
ATTACHMENT: Angeloswinging.jpg