Emails to the 4th Sin: Centre encryption, code key separate
TO: catchmeifyoucan@gmail.net
FROM: m.parker@fandomhigh.net
RE: Hey.
DATE: 03/28/06
So, this is weird. Why is it harder to write you an e-mail, than call you on the phone?
Just a head's up that Angel and Logan heard that I have a new boyfriend, and were cross-examining me about you. In the interests of avoiding rumor and calumny, I gave up your first name, species, and that you're a bartender at Caritas. (And then I palm-striked Angel's nose.) Angel also knows you work at the 4th Sin, but probably doesn't know it's as a receptionist. If they do show up, they'll probably ask your intentions toward me, and then move on to ruder questions.
If they do? Call me. I want to watch the floorshow.
Saw this, thought of you: Stanley Clifford Weyman. And you never did tell me what you were going to do with the Easter eggs.
<3
- Parker
[Parker probably got too much amusement out of wondering if he'd ask her about the less than three.]
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TO: monochromeneverclashes@yahoo.com
FROM: m.parker@fandomhigh.net
RE: Angel/us and his Fanboy Club
DATE: 03/28/06
Becky--
I just wanted to let you know that a-- friend? Yeah, he's a friend-- of mine, Angel, here at school, might possibly stop by to bother Jarod. You knew him when he was Angelus, I believe. Anyway. If he comes around to ask Jarod annoying questions, feel free to shoot at him. You don't even have to miss. If a guy named Logan Echolls is with him, you'll have to miss him, but I'm sure he'll be scared enough without the body trauma.
Just covering the contingencies.
- Parker (Jarod's Little Brunette)
[She went back and added the information in parentheses when she realized that maybe Becky didn't actually know her name. Any fun Parker had in typing that out where Jarod wouldn't get to see it was secondary.]
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TO: tinyninjaempress@yahoo.com
FROM: m.parker@fandomhigh.net
RE: Possible Annoyance, Incoming.
DATE: 03/28/06
[Japanese text of the following English message, which was also attached]
Greetings, Miho.
A word of warning. A vampire named Angel-- whom I believe you are acquainted with-- may visit the Sin in search of Jarod, to ask him irritating questions. His friend Logan Echolls might visit as well. They are not physical threats to Jarod. However, I can not stop you from throwing ninja stars at Angel if you find him annoying. While I would request that you not damage Echolls, any time he spends suspended from the roof can only improve his character.
I leave it to your discretion.
With respect,
- Parker
[And yes, Parker had to use AltaVista Babelfish for the words she wasn't sure about in Japanese characters. So it probably looked like crap. But she had to try.]
FROM: m.parker@fandomhigh.net
RE: Hey.
DATE: 03/28/06
So, this is weird. Why is it harder to write you an e-mail, than call you on the phone?
Just a head's up that Angel and Logan heard that I have a new boyfriend, and were cross-examining me about you. In the interests of avoiding rumor and calumny, I gave up your first name, species, and that you're a bartender at Caritas. (And then I palm-striked Angel's nose.) Angel also knows you work at the 4th Sin, but probably doesn't know it's as a receptionist. If they do show up, they'll probably ask your intentions toward me, and then move on to ruder questions.
If they do? Call me. I want to watch the floorshow.
Saw this, thought of you: Stanley Clifford Weyman. And you never did tell me what you were going to do with the Easter eggs.
<3
- Parker
[Parker probably got too much amusement out of wondering if he'd ask her about the less than three.]
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TO: monochromeneverclashes@yahoo.com
FROM: m.parker@fandomhigh.net
RE: Angel/us and his Fanboy Club
DATE: 03/28/06
Becky--
I just wanted to let you know that a-- friend? Yeah, he's a friend-- of mine, Angel, here at school, might possibly stop by to bother Jarod. You knew him when he was Angelus, I believe. Anyway. If he comes around to ask Jarod annoying questions, feel free to shoot at him. You don't even have to miss. If a guy named Logan Echolls is with him, you'll have to miss him, but I'm sure he'll be scared enough without the body trauma.
Just covering the contingencies.
- Parker (Jarod's Little Brunette)
[She went back and added the information in parentheses when she realized that maybe Becky didn't actually know her name. Any fun Parker had in typing that out where Jarod wouldn't get to see it was secondary.]
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TO: tinyninjaempress@yahoo.com
FROM: m.parker@fandomhigh.net
RE: Possible Annoyance, Incoming.
DATE: 03/28/06
[Japanese text of the following English message, which was also attached]
Greetings, Miho.
A word of warning. A vampire named Angel-- whom I believe you are acquainted with-- may visit the Sin in search of Jarod, to ask him irritating questions. His friend Logan Echolls might visit as well. They are not physical threats to Jarod. However, I can not stop you from throwing ninja stars at Angel if you find him annoying. While I would request that you not damage Echolls, any time he spends suspended from the roof can only improve his character.
I leave it to your discretion.
With respect,
- Parker
[And yes, Parker had to use AltaVista Babelfish for the words she wasn't sure about in Japanese characters. So it probably looked like crap. But she had to try.]