Aquatics Centre, Olympic Park, Stratford, London, Tuesday

[mparkerceo]

Parker had (of course) gotten tickets to the Olympics. A chance to see men tumbling and swimming and running in small outfits? Sign her up.

She sent a text to her friends - I got third row tickets and you don't, NEENER - And settled in to wait for the beginning of Men's Water Polo.

GO USA!

[open for calls, texts, teleports, portals.]