Dolphin Hall, St. John's College, Oxford, England
"What the @$#%! is this #$%!@# [redacted swearing in Japanese]?!"
Parker had tripped over a gorgeous matched set of Prada-inspired luggage as soon as she got back to her room: Mom Was Murdered [And Daddy Didn't Stop It], Why Do I Have to Do Everything Myself?, You're ALL Annoying, My Brother Was Used As An Experiment (and I Feel Guilty it Wasn't Me), Fear of Ulcers, Fear of Failure, Plotted to Kill A Guy (And Got Away With It), Afraid I Will Turn Into Daddy, and oh yes, the shoe-trunk labeled JAROD.
"... I do not have time for this craziness."
NEEDS SLEEP suddenly appeared next to the trunk.
"GOD!" And yet more swearing, this time in Cantonese and Russian.
Parker had tripped over a gorgeous matched set of Prada-inspired luggage as soon as she got back to her room: Mom Was Murdered [And Daddy Didn't Stop It], Why Do I Have to Do Everything Myself?, You're ALL Annoying, My Brother Was Used As An Experiment (and I Feel Guilty it Wasn't Me), Fear of Ulcers, Fear of Failure, Plotted to Kill A Guy (And Got Away With It), Afraid I Will Turn Into Daddy, and oh yes, the shoe-trunk labeled JAROD.
"... I do not have time for this craziness."
NEEDS SLEEP suddenly appeared next to the trunk.
"GOD!" And yet more swearing, this time in Cantonese and Russian.