The Centre: A week's worth of emails
TO: Security
FROM: Mr. Raines
RE: My Office
If the rebuilding isn't done this week, and the bomb damage cleared by Friday, heads will roll. I need new bowling balls. You will make me happy, or I will make you sports equipment.
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TO: Mr. Parker
FROM: Mr. Raines
RE: Recent Events
Apparently we're also missing $15 million from various miscellaneous accounts. As well as the bomb damage, security holes in the mainframes, and missing data. You can explain it to the Tower. I'm dealing with personnel issues.
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TO: Mr. Parker
FROM: the Tower
RE: Recovery of all assets
Centre assets must be recovered or replaced by 07/10/10, per existing contracts and commitments to be completed by same. If work is not delivered by this date, sanctions will begin.
This applies to all Centre personnel.
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TO: M. Parker
From: Your Father
RE: New Assignment
Angel:
Hope you're enjoying your new semester there at Oxford, sweetheart. Your Centre supervisor tells me you're doing excellently in your training for extended work. Come March, you're going to have a new assignment: tracking down some missing personnel and assets. You're the best person for the job.
Don't disappoint me, Angel.
Love,
Your Father.
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Parker stared at her e-mail program. Then proceeded to curse in four languages, ending with, "Shit. Shit. Shit."
FROM: Mr. Raines
RE: My Office
If the rebuilding isn't done this week, and the bomb damage cleared by Friday, heads will roll. I need new bowling balls. You will make me happy, or I will make you sports equipment.
_____________
TO: Mr. Parker
FROM: Mr. Raines
RE: Recent Events
Apparently we're also missing $15 million from various miscellaneous accounts. As well as the bomb damage, security holes in the mainframes, and missing data. You can explain it to the Tower. I'm dealing with personnel issues.
_________
TO: Mr. Parker
FROM: the Tower
RE: Recovery of all assets
Centre assets must be recovered or replaced by 07/10/10, per existing contracts and commitments to be completed by same. If work is not delivered by this date, sanctions will begin.
This applies to all Centre personnel.
_________
TO: M. Parker
From: Your Father
RE: New Assignment
Angel:
Hope you're enjoying your new semester there at Oxford, sweetheart. Your Centre supervisor tells me you're doing excellently in your training for extended work. Come March, you're going to have a new assignment: tracking down some missing personnel and assets. You're the best person for the job.
Don't disappoint me, Angel.
Love,
Your Father.
_____________
Parker stared at her e-mail program. Then proceeded to curse in four languages, ending with, "Shit. Shit. Shit."