From the people who brought you the Iraq war comes . . . The ALL NEW Cold War
August 15, 2008 | 4:09 pm
Wait a minute: I thought the greatest threat to the American way of life was Saddam Hussein? OK, he’s dead.
Then the greatest threat must be leaving Iraq. But now President Bush seems ready to adopt Barack Obama’s withdrawal timetable. Hold it, it’s Iran. We have to be ready to fight them right now.
And isn’t “global militant Islam” the greatest threat ever? Aren’t there new Hitlers everywhere?
Hold on...it’s actually Russia. It’s a new cold war. The Russian attack on Georgia, following Georgia’s incursion into its disputed provinces means that now Russia is our mortal enemy again. Now Putin is Hitler. But how can there be so many Hitlers?
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Wait a minute: I thought the greatest threat to the American way of life was Saddam Hussein? OK, he’s dead.
Then the greatest threat must be leaving Iraq. But now President Bush seems ready to adopt Barack Obama’s withdrawal timetable. Hold it, it’s Iran. We have to be ready to fight them right now.
And isn’t “global militant Islam” the greatest threat ever? Aren’t there new Hitlers everywhere?
Hold on...it’s actually Russia. It’s a new cold war. The Russian attack on Georgia, following Georgia’s incursion into its disputed provinces means that now Russia is our mortal enemy again. Now Putin is Hitler. But how can there be so many Hitlers?
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