WOW!!! I haven't updated this in umm, forever!! Teehee, here's a wonderfully long assed survey because I just drank a loooot of coffee and won't fall asleep for awhile.
1.Your full name: Kathryn Alexandria
2. Do you feel like your name fits you? Alex, yep. Pretty much works for me.
3. Do you have an alter ego? Max
4. Where were you born? Portsmith, VA
5. Where do you live? BFE, NC
6. Do you like to travel? mmm, depends. Generally, yeah.
7. What is your birthday? 29 Aug 86
8. Do you have siblings? 1 sister 1 half brother
9. Do you have pets? Milo-Dog, Casey-Cat
10. Which was the happiest year of your life? Eh...I hope I haven't had it yet
11. How old do you wish you were? 21
12. A movie is being made about your life, who would play you? me. Who's better at it? Besides...who else would want to be me?
13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? Johnny Depp!! lol
14. What would you like to be famous for? Hmmm...being as good an actress as Johnny Depp is an actor
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous? I am most likely going to be infamous
16. You’re going to die a natural death. What is the cause? Hemlock
17. You’re going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause? a squishy tomato
18. How long do you plan on living? Until I die
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head? What a wonderful world
20. Sing any commercial jingle: It's a jingle for gold fish...baked and not fried goldfish...the snack that smiles back goldfish
21. What is your favorite element on the periodic table? probably one of the lantides or actinides because I never have to use them
22. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset.
23. Introvert or extrovert? most people wouldn't believe it, but introvert
24. Creation or evolution? creation
25.Action or reaction? action
26. Unity or individuality? individuality
27. Hugs or drugs? Well...whatever you do, don't do drugs that make you want to get hugs. Ex is bad for you.
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral? vegetable. *must collect all squishy tomatoes*
29. Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle? there's a difference? Can I just have a cicle?
30. Fight or flight? Fight, motherfucker!
31. Who is your favorite historical figure? Oh lord...probably H.L. Mencken or Mark Twain...of course, Napolean was pretty cool too. "THE REVOLUTION IS OVER! I AM THE REVOLUTION! And there's always Churchill...damn.
32. Which historical figure could we have done without? Clinton. He really chafes my shorts.
33. What happened in the last dream you remember? Ugh...you don't want to know
34. Do nice guys really finish last? I'll tell you when I meet one.
37. Open or closed? depends...I don't think I'll answer this
38. White bread or wheat bread? wheat
39. Is it better to burn out or to fade away? burn!!
40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. and the machine would probably eat it.
41.What do you want to be when you grow up? actress, writer, hermit, teacher, rockstar? ...something along those lines
42. What were your favorite childhood toys? lincoln logs!!
43. What was your first pet? Uh..Chelsey? Scuttle? Well...they were the family's pets. MY first pet was the little minnow I caught in a peanut butter jar. Wilbur...*sigh* memories
44. What annoys you? Ack, what doesn't annoy me?
45. What is your favorite action caption from the old Batman TV show? i have no idea what you are talking about.
46. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? lol...someone asked me that when I was stoned...I said to ask lil kim
47. The glass... half empty or half full? Hmmm...full of what?
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
48. Tightie whities? Oh you mean nuthuggers? Grapesmugglers? they are bad for you
49. Mc Donald’s Happy Meals? too many of my friends work there. I am afraid to eat their food
50. Reality shows? Bite
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms? Gummi bears
52.Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive? Deep sea dive. heights scare me.
53. Paper or plastic? eh..?
54. What position do you sleep in? many different ones
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed? I dunno
56. Sweet or sour? either
57. What was your favorite after school special? Boy meets world!
58.What is your favorite word? damn.
59. Beach or mountains? beach
60. Mounds or almond joy? eew..
61. Do YOU feel like a nut? Erm...nope. I use lots of lotion.
62. To give or to receive? ooh...both *wink*
63. Chocolate or caramel? hmm...vanilla
64. Do you have any nicknames? Al, Witch
65. What does your name mean? Defender of mankind
66. Have you ever fainted? yes
67. Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher? eeeee, no
68.What was the last thing you ate? a banana? I think..
69.Do you have any bad habits? chew on my nails
70. What was your most happy memory? probably december 17th 04
71. What was your most unhappy memory? probably december 17th 04
72. If you could visit any time period, what would it be? 1970's! Hugs and Drugs...Peace and Love guys
73. What would Jesus do? uhm...
74. Make up a word and define it. meurgh...what I'm feeling at the moment
75.Favorite Kool-Aid flavor? Kool-Aid has a flavor?
76. Favorite pick-up line? I don't quite remember it...but it was something like, let's go back to the stoneage baby, and you can make my bed rock any time...
77. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll? your mom
78. What did you like to make believe as a child? beasts living under the school
79. Did you have an imaginary friend? Max
80. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion? castle...a dark and spooky one
81. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to make a word: Rat Xing *shrug*
82. Do it fast or do it right? righto
83.What was the last book you read? hmm...this present darkness, I think
84. Have you ever had surgery? stitches yes, surgery...don't think so
85. Random fact about you: my eye is itchy
86. What is the first thing you wash in the shower? my hair.
87. What is your favorite cereal? lucky charms
88. If you could be fluent in any foreign language, what would it be? Panish
89. If you had the choice to live forever, would you? I intend to
90. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you? Hell Yes, if I lived somewhere in the Snow. I have always wanted to pee my name in the snow.
WORD ASSOCIATION
91. Grey...frog
92. Human...boo
93. Fruit loop...parakeet
94. Glove...lost
95 Plum... purple
96. Race...bruise
97. Heart...wicked
98. Parasite...breaking benjamin
99. Light...falls
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
100. Fate? meh
101. Ghosts? occasionally
102. God? yeah
103. Big foot? Maybe big feet..
104. Soul mates? no
105. Aliens? I refuse to answer
106. Angels? yes.
107. Loch ness monster? hmmm..
108. Heaven and hell? cool painting...and yes
109. The Zodiac? nope
110. Love at first sight? I don't believe in love at all
111. Karma? Bites
112. Vampires? they *think* they exist
113. If you had any super power, what would it be? spit fire
114. Would you use your power for good or evil? I would spit fire...what the hell do you think I'd use it for
115. Name something nostalgic. Random
116. What are your turn-ons in the opposite sex? good personality, hard to get close to, random, funny
117. What are your turn-offs in the opposite sex? bad hygiene, more of an asshole than me, no sense of humor
118. What was the best compliment ever given to you by a non-family member? silence was probably the best one...compliments and flattery are nice but generally fake. Stunned silence rocks.
119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to? Shaggy
120. What is the worst trend of the present time? those purses with letters on them...oh yeah and sweater skirt things
122. What’s a show you’d like to have cancelled? all reality shows
123. You can’t sleep. What do you do? watch a movie, think, write
124. Do you wear jewelry? my tragedy and comedy mask necklace and a sapphire ring...but that's it
125. What is your favorite smell? adidas...for guys
126. What was the best decade of the past century? 70's!!
127. What is your favorite month of the year? hmm...June or July
128. Do you smoke? yep
129. Do you drink? yep
130. What is your favorite subject in school? mythology, english, history, etc
131. What is your worst subject in school? any math and chemistry.
132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be? hmm...hearing probably
133. Do you follow your head or your heart? I try to take the happy medium
134. Do you truly know who you are? a strange twisted little girl
135. Are you superstitious? not really
136. Are you sentimental? no, I am just a packrat for the hell of it
137. How many times a day do you eat? depends on whether I have the munchies
138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person? details.
139. What is your favorite pie? pie!!!!!!!!!
140. Have you ever been close to death? a few times...
141. Do you like roller coasters? hell yes
142. Apples or oranges? both
143. Are you hyperactive? generally no
144. Do you talk in your sleep? apparently
145. What is your favorite holiday? I HATE holidays
146. Do you go to church? not often
147. At what age do you think you will be married? hopefully never
148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be? bookstore
149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Matt, lol
150. What is your weakness? myself
152. If love were a flavor, which flavor would it be? an onion
153. If hate were a flavor, which flavor would it be? chicken
154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? too many to name
155. Is lying sometimes necessary? yeah...
156. Bubbleyum or Bubblicious? winterfresh
157. What is your favorite curse word? damn
158. Do you have any birthmarks? a tiny one on the back of my knee
159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be? Nowhere special
160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be? France...go find me some J. Depp
162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality? What the hell kind of question is this? I guess I look random *giggle*
163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher? Mrs. Cornett
164. Do you wear glasses or contacts? nope
165. How tall are you? 5'8ish
166. How tall would you like to be? like 6'1 ish
167. Your current mood: pained
168. Do you dress up for Halloween? nope
169. Have you ever been in a car accident? a few
170. What is your favorite lucky charm? uh, probably the little marshmellow moon.
172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you? both
173. Do your exes look alike? not at all
174. Do your exes act alike? uh, not really
175. Have you ever been in love? once..
176. What is your favorite kids movie? All dogs go to heaven
177. Have you ever hallucinated? lord yes...drugs is bad for you
178. What do you like most about the opposite sex? they're easy to talk to
179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex? mind games.
180. Have you ever been on a blind date? uh, something to that effect
181. Would you want to be cloned? oh dear, another me?
182. Have you ever peed in public? yes
183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist? heh...Me a pessimist? Is kermit the frog green? Does Dolly Parton have big boobs? Yes...I'm a pessimist.
184. How did you find out that there was no Santa Claus? pulled on his beard. Santa doesn't like me much
185. Pancakes or waffles? loves me some waffles
186. Are you on a diet? are you insinuating something here?
187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? cause the cows eat your grass and shit on the other side. (it's fertilizer, ya know)
188. Do you always want what you can’t have? when it comes to guys
189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on? maybe
190. Have you ever been arrested? no...
191. Can you cook? toast
192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out? nope
193. Do you have any allergies? uh, ants and brazillian nuts
194. Ketchup or catsup? Ketchup. Celebrate life with Ketchup
195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life? 4
196. What do you think about before you fall asleep? depends on if I'm under the influence
197.What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil? it's my nature to act good and be evil
198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it? I have a cave?
199.What does your power animal say to you? I am still wondering about this alleged cave...
200. End this survey with a quote: We are here and it is now. Beyond that, all human knowledge is moonshine.
A survey for the weary
I'm dead ass tired
~Alex