long ass survey

Apr 12, 2005 22:19

WOW!!! I haven't updated this in umm, forever!! Teehee, here's a wonderfully long assed survey because I just drank a loooot of coffee and won't fall asleep for awhile.

1.Your full name: Kathryn Alexandria

2. Do you feel like your name fits you? Alex, yep. Pretty much works for me.

3. Do you have an alter ego? Max

4. Where were you born? Portsmith, VA

5. Where do you live? BFE, NC

6. Do you like to travel? mmm, depends. Generally, yeah.

7. What is your birthday? 29 Aug 86

8. Do you have siblings? 1 sister 1 half brother

9. Do you have pets? Milo-Dog, Casey-Cat

10. Which was the happiest year of your life? Eh...I hope I haven't had it yet

11. How old do you wish you were? 21

12. A movie is being made about your life, who would play you? me. Who's better at it? Besides...who else would want to be me?

13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? Johnny Depp!! lol

14. What would you like to be famous for? Hmmm...being as good an actress as Johnny Depp is an actor

15. Is it better to be famous or infamous? I am most likely going to be infamous

16. You’re going to die a natural death. What is the cause? Hemlock

17. You’re going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause? a squishy tomato

18. How long do you plan on living? Until I die

19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head? What a wonderful world

20. Sing any commercial jingle: It's a jingle for gold fish...baked and not fried goldfish...the snack that smiles back goldfish

21. What is your favorite element on the periodic table? probably one of the lantides or actinides because I never have to use them
22. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset.

23. Introvert or extrovert? most people wouldn't believe it, but introvert

24. Creation or evolution? creation

25.Action or reaction? action

26. Unity or individuality? individuality

27. Hugs or drugs? Well...whatever you do, don't do drugs that make you want to get hugs. Ex is bad for you.

28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral? vegetable. *must collect all squishy tomatoes*

29. Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle? there's a difference? Can I just have a cicle?

30. Fight or flight? Fight, motherfucker!

31. Who is your favorite historical figure? Oh lord...probably H.L. Mencken or Mark Twain...of course, Napolean was pretty cool too. "THE REVOLUTION IS OVER! I AM THE REVOLUTION! And there's always Churchill...damn.

32. Which historical figure could we have done without? Clinton. He really chafes my shorts.

33. What happened in the last dream you remember? Ugh...you don't want to know

34. Do nice guys really finish last? I'll tell you when I meet one.

37. Open or closed? depends...I don't think I'll answer this

38. White bread or wheat bread? wheat

39. Is it better to burn out or to fade away? burn!!

40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. and the machine would probably eat it.

41.What do you want to be when you grow up? actress, writer, hermit, teacher, rockstar? ...something along those lines

42. What were your favorite childhood toys? lincoln logs!!

43. What was your first pet? Uh..Chelsey? Scuttle? Well...they were the family's pets. MY first pet was the little minnow I caught in a peanut butter jar. Wilbur...*sigh* memories

44. What annoys you? Ack, what doesn't annoy me?

45. What is your favorite action caption from the old Batman TV show? i have no idea what you are talking about.

46. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? lol...someone asked me that when I was stoned...I said to ask lil kim

47. The glass... half empty or half full? Hmmm...full of what?

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON

48. Tightie whities? Oh you mean nuthuggers? Grapesmugglers? they are bad for you

49. Mc Donald’s Happy Meals? too many of my friends work there. I am afraid to eat their food

50. Reality shows? Bite

51. Gummi bears or gummi worms? Gummi bears

52.Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive? Deep sea dive. heights scare me.

53. Paper or plastic? eh..?

54. What position do you sleep in? many different ones

55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed? I dunno

56. Sweet or sour? either

57. What was your favorite after school special? Boy meets world!

58.What is your favorite word? damn.

59. Beach or mountains? beach

60. Mounds or almond joy? eew..

61. Do YOU feel like a nut? Erm...nope. I use lots of lotion.

62. To give or to receive? ooh...both *wink*

63. Chocolate or caramel? hmm...vanilla

64. Do you have any nicknames? Al, Witch

65. What does your name mean? Defender of mankind

66. Have you ever fainted? yes

67. Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher? eeeee, no

68.What was the last thing you ate? a banana? I think..

69.Do you have any bad habits? chew on my nails

70. What was your most happy memory? probably december 17th 04

71. What was your most unhappy memory? probably december 17th 04

72. If you could visit any time period, what would it be? 1970's! Hugs and Drugs...Peace and Love guys

73. What would Jesus do? uhm...

74. Make up a word and define it. meurgh...what I'm feeling at the moment

75.Favorite Kool-Aid flavor? Kool-Aid has a flavor?

76. Favorite pick-up line? I don't quite remember it...but it was something like, let's go back to the stoneage baby, and you can make my bed rock any time...

77. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll? your mom

78. What did you like to make believe as a child? beasts living under the school

79. Did you have an imaginary friend? Max

80. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion? castle...a dark and spooky one

81. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to make a word: Rat Xing *shrug*

82. Do it fast or do it right? righto

83.What was the last book you read? hmm...this present darkness, I think

84. Have you ever had surgery? stitches yes, surgery...don't think so

85. Random fact about you: my eye is itchy

86. What is the first thing you wash in the shower? my hair.

87. What is your favorite cereal? lucky charms

88. If you could be fluent in any foreign language, what would it be? Panish

89. If you had the choice to live forever, would you? I intend to

90. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you? Hell Yes, if I lived somewhere in the Snow. I have always wanted to pee my name in the snow.

WORD ASSOCIATION

91. Grey...frog
92. Human...boo
93. Fruit loop...parakeet
94. Glove...lost
95 Plum... purple
96. Race...bruise
97. Heart...wicked
98. Parasite...breaking benjamin
99. Light...falls

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

100. Fate? meh

101. Ghosts? occasionally

102. God? yeah

103. Big foot? Maybe big feet..

104. Soul mates? no

105. Aliens? I refuse to answer

106. Angels? yes.

107. Loch ness monster? hmmm..

108. Heaven and hell? cool painting...and yes

109. The Zodiac? nope

110. Love at first sight? I don't believe in love at all

111. Karma? Bites

112. Vampires? they *think* they exist

113. If you had any super power, what would it be? spit fire

114. Would you use your power for good or evil? I would spit fire...what the hell do you think I'd use it for

115. Name something nostalgic. Random

116. What are your turn-ons in the opposite sex? good personality, hard to get close to, random, funny

117. What are your turn-offs in the opposite sex? bad hygiene, more of an asshole than me, no sense of humor

118. What was the best compliment ever given to you by a non-family member? silence was probably the best one...compliments and flattery are nice but generally fake. Stunned silence rocks.

119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to? Shaggy

120. What is the worst trend of the present time? those purses with letters on them...oh yeah and sweater skirt things

122. What’s a show you’d like to have cancelled? all reality shows

123. You can’t sleep. What do you do? watch a movie, think, write

124. Do you wear jewelry? my tragedy and comedy mask necklace and a sapphire ring...but that's it

125. What is your favorite smell? adidas...for guys

126. What was the best decade of the past century? 70's!!

127. What is your favorite month of the year? hmm...June or July

128. Do you smoke? yep

129. Do you drink? yep

130. What is your favorite subject in school? mythology, english, history, etc

131. What is your worst subject in school? any math and chemistry.

132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be? hmm...hearing probably

133. Do you follow your head or your heart? I try to take the happy medium

134. Do you truly know who you are? a strange twisted little girl

135. Are you superstitious? not really

136. Are you sentimental? no, I am just a packrat for the hell of it

137. How many times a day do you eat? depends on whether I have the munchies

138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person? details.

139. What is your favorite pie? pie!!!!!!!!!

140. Have you ever been close to death? a few times...

141. Do you like roller coasters? hell yes

142. Apples or oranges? both

143. Are you hyperactive? generally no

144. Do you talk in your sleep? apparently

145. What is your favorite holiday? I HATE holidays

146. Do you go to church? not often

147. At what age do you think you will be married? hopefully never

148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be? bookstore

149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Matt, lol

150. What is your weakness? myself

152. If love were a flavor, which flavor would it be? an onion

153. If hate were a flavor, which flavor would it be? chicken

154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? too many to name

155. Is lying sometimes necessary? yeah...

156. Bubbleyum or Bubblicious? winterfresh

157. What is your favorite curse word? damn

158. Do you have any birthmarks? a tiny one on the back of my knee

159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be? Nowhere special

160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be? France...go find me some J. Depp

162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality? What the hell kind of question is this? I guess I look random *giggle*

163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher? Mrs. Cornett

164. Do you wear glasses or contacts? nope

165. How tall are you? 5'8ish

166. How tall would you like to be? like 6'1 ish

167. Your current mood: pained

168. Do you dress up for Halloween? nope

169. Have you ever been in a car accident? a few

170. What is your favorite lucky charm? uh, probably the little marshmellow moon.

172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you? both

173. Do your exes look alike? not at all

174. Do your exes act alike? uh, not really

175. Have you ever been in love? once..

176. What is your favorite kids movie? All dogs go to heaven

177. Have you ever hallucinated? lord yes...drugs is bad for you

178. What do you like most about the opposite sex? they're easy to talk to

179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex? mind games.

180. Have you ever been on a blind date? uh, something to that effect

181. Would you want to be cloned? oh dear, another me?

182. Have you ever peed in public? yes

183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist? heh...Me a pessimist? Is kermit the frog green? Does Dolly Parton have big boobs? Yes...I'm a pessimist.

184. How did you find out that there was no Santa Claus? pulled on his beard. Santa doesn't like me much

185. Pancakes or waffles? loves me some waffles

186. Are you on a diet? are you insinuating something here?

187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? cause the cows eat your grass and shit on the other side. (it's fertilizer, ya know)

188. Do you always want what you can’t have? when it comes to guys

189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on? maybe

190. Have you ever been arrested? no...

191. Can you cook? toast

192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out? nope

193. Do you have any allergies? uh, ants and brazillian nuts

194. Ketchup or catsup? Ketchup. Celebrate life with Ketchup

195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life? 4

196. What do you think about before you fall asleep? depends on if I'm under the influence

197.What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil? it's my nature to act good and be evil

198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it? I have a cave?

199.What does your power animal say to you? I am still wondering about this alleged cave...

200. End this survey with a quote: We are here and it is now. Beyond that, all human knowledge is moonshine.

A survey for the weary
I'm dead ass tired
~Alex
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