The Truth...
1. If you like her...do yourself and her a favor and get over it...
2. when you hug her, put your arms around her waist and hold her close long enough to shut her mouth...
3. when you WALK next to her, get as close as you can to her so you can alienate yourself and everyone else...two birds with one stone alright!
4. if she's the only one in your life, tell her...and if she's not, just let her think it anyway...
5. ALWAYS let her know how much you like her, love her, or think about her...cuz she'll bitch otherwise and you run the risk of blowing your cover...
6. give her presents and cards for no reason, SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOR... ALWAYS...with sex...you hope...you pussy whipped bastard...
7. if she hangs up on you, let her be that way...childish bitch...
8. always offer to pay, if she says NO twice, then take the hint and save yourself some money...then when she gets upitty about it tell to quit playing games.
9. kiss her lightly every chance you get...ESPECIALLY around your closest friends they LOVE it when you do that...really they do....
10. look in her eyes and kiss her on the lips, forehead, or nose...just be sure you pick your teeth of the boogers afterwards...
11. if she says she's cold, don't be an idiot and say "me too" tell her she should have dressed warmer...
12. don't force her to do anything she's not comfortable with...because she would NEVER force you to do ANYTHING right?
13. invite her to dinner or somewhere where you can talk, instead of the movies...unless your broke because you've been paying for her shit all the time...
14. try not to ask her if she's mad at you EVERY TIME you speak to her...it's better to assume that she is and say "Whoa! Down Bessie!"
15. Always tell her you LOVE her only if you really mean it...otherwise do it anyway so she thinks you're the kind of person she thinks she wants and it staves off future tongue lashings...
16. DON'T pressure her to do anything she isnt READY to do. When she is ready, she will let you know. She just wants everything to be more SPECIAL and PERFECT. So appreciate what she does do with you...Refer back to ..12...
17. DON'T' go and tell your friends anything that happens between you two, cause it will hurt her and make her mad...and it will NEVER happen again...actually, yes it will...just act like you care a little more...
18. Call her .. girls love to be called or just send little text messages to them, this will make them think about you all day...and, for once, you'll be manipulating the situation...
Little facts about girls :
When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running through her
mind...it's best to let sleeping dogs lay...
When a GIRL is not arguing, She is thinking deeply about the next argument...
When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around...so don't put up with that doubting bullshit...
When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" SHE IS NEVER FINE DUH...GIRLS don't manipulate...DUH...
When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying...so just tell a REAL good one and make it go down with a colossal FLUSH! She's doing it to herself...
When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever by smothering you with her baggage till only pride keeps you around...
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be
pampered...and spend your money...
When a GIRL says I love you, she means it...unless she's trying to keep you around a little longer in the throes of romance's death
When a GIRL says "i miss you", no one in this world can miss you more than that...aside from the friends you've ignored and alienated...
GUYS - repost if you think girls do this...b.c you know they do...
GIRLS - repost if you think guys do this...b.c you know they do...
2. when you hug her, put your arms around her waist and hold her close long enough to shut her mouth...
3. when you WALK next to her, get as close as you can to her so you can alienate yourself and everyone else...two birds with one stone alright!
4. if she's the only one in your life, tell her...and if she's not, just let her think it anyway...
5. ALWAYS let her know how much you like her, love her, or think about her...cuz she'll bitch otherwise and you run the risk of blowing your cover...
6. give her presents and cards for no reason, SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOR... ALWAYS...with sex...you hope...you pussy whipped bastard...
7. if she hangs up on you, let her be that way...childish bitch...
8. always offer to pay, if she says NO twice, then take the hint and save yourself some money...then when she gets upitty about it tell to quit playing games.
9. kiss her lightly every chance you get...ESPECIALLY around your closest friends they LOVE it when you do that...really they do....
10. look in her eyes and kiss her on the lips, forehead, or nose...just be sure you pick your teeth of the boogers afterwards...
11. if she says she's cold, don't be an idiot and say "me too" tell her she should have dressed warmer...
12. don't force her to do anything she's not comfortable with...because she would NEVER force you to do ANYTHING right?
13. invite her to dinner or somewhere where you can talk, instead of the movies...unless your broke because you've been paying for her shit all the time...
14. try not to ask her if she's mad at you EVERY TIME you speak to her...it's better to assume that she is and say "Whoa! Down Bessie!"
15. Always tell her you LOVE her only if you really mean it...otherwise do it anyway so she thinks you're the kind of person she thinks she wants and it staves off future tongue lashings...
16. DON'T pressure her to do anything she isnt READY to do. When she is ready, she will let you know. She just wants everything to be more SPECIAL and PERFECT. So appreciate what she does do with you...Refer back to ..12...
17. DON'T' go and tell your friends anything that happens between you two, cause it will hurt her and make her mad...and it will NEVER happen again...actually, yes it will...just act like you care a little more...
18. Call her .. girls love to be called or just send little text messages to them, this will make them think about you all day...and, for once, you'll be manipulating the situation...
Little facts about girls :
When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running through her
mind...it's best to let sleeping dogs lay...
When a GIRL is not arguing, She is thinking deeply about the next argument...
When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around...so don't put up with that doubting bullshit...
When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" SHE IS NEVER FINE DUH...GIRLS don't manipulate...DUH...
When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying...so just tell a REAL good one and make it go down with a colossal FLUSH! She's doing it to herself...
When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing for you to be hers forever by smothering you with her baggage till only pride keeps you around...
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to be
pampered...and spend your money...
When a GIRL says I love you, she means it...unless she's trying to keep you around a little longer in the throes of romance's death
When a GIRL says "i miss you", no one in this world can miss you more than that...aside from the friends you've ignored and alienated...
GUYS - repost if you think girls do this...b.c you know they do...
GIRLS - repost if you think guys do this...b.c you know they do...