Like a non sequitor apropos of everything
There's an event going on this weekend that is being advertised as an "impromptu dance party." Unless they're going for intentional irony here - which is probably just as annoying - I am bothered by the fact that they don't seem to realize that one cannot have a pre-planned impromptu dance party. How dare you contradict terms on my campus. I hope you all get a gnarly case of impromptu herpes. In your eye.