Hee hee
Self-righteous U2 singer Bono
is playing a concert in Glasgow when
he asks the audience for total quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his
hands, once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into
the microphone,
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice with a broad Scots accent, from near the
front of the crowd, pierces the silence:
"Well, fucking stop doin' it then!"
is playing a concert in Glasgow when
he asks the audience for total quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his
hands, once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into
the microphone,
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice with a broad Scots accent, from near the
front of the crowd, pierces the silence:
"Well, fucking stop doin' it then!"