I made out with a french guy because I have a gigantic penis!

[moxproxy]

pick the month you were born

1----I fingered
2----I smoked
3----i fucked
4----i killed
5----I jerked off
6----I made out with
7----I licked
8---- I shot
9---- I made out with
10---I slept with
11---I stabbed
12---I raped

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01------an easter egg
02------a bag of weed
03------a black pornostar
04------a cat
05------ a bisexual
06------a toothbrush
07------a crackhead bitch
08------a prostitute
09------Paris Hilton
10------a mexican
11------a hottie
12------the burger king guy
13------an overweight Asian man
14------an orange
15------frankie gotti
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a cow
19------A LESBIAN
20------a dog
21------a bottle of vodka
22------a drug dealer
23------a whore
24------a french guy
25------a pig
26------a jew
27------a homeless guy
28------The Trojan Man
29------a condom
30------a horse
31------santa clause

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White--- because i love marijuana
Black---- Because I have a gigantic penis
Pink-----Because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----Because I have amazing boobs
Blue----Because Im a gangster like that
Polka Dots----Because I hate my life
yellow-------because i love to get drunk
Purple----Because Im gay
Gray----- because she was fine
Orange-----Because I have double d's
Green-----Because I smoke crack
Other-----because i have an extremely small dick
Turqoise-----Because I'm beautiful
none----Because I'm a BEAST!

Eating dinner with the wonderful nakrissimo, before teh make-upping, and teh outgoing! :) Gothic Nights approaching!