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cashier at grocery store: how are you today, sir?
old man in front of me in line: old and tired.
cashier: ah, im tired too, but a man....a man is never old.
old man: you get to be my age and let's see how you feel.
cashier: bye now. [to me] hi there, how are you?
me: not bad, i guess.
cashier: not bad? thats very diplomatic, not bad.
me: uh, yeah, i guess so.
old man, to me, from halfway between the checkout and the door: not bad? YOURE A LIAR!
old man in front of me in line: old and tired.
cashier: ah, im tired too, but a man....a man is never old.
old man: you get to be my age and let's see how you feel.
cashier: bye now. [to me] hi there, how are you?
me: not bad, i guess.
cashier: not bad? thats very diplomatic, not bad.
me: uh, yeah, i guess so.
old man, to me, from halfway between the checkout and the door: not bad? YOURE A LIAR!