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I'm watching Home Movies right now and have forgotten how hilarious this shit is.
Brendan's mom: Now you have fun with your dad, and remember what I said.
Mexican Hat Dance car-horn sounds outside
Brendan's mom: Oh, that's him.
Brendan: Please tell me you're talking about the burrito man...
Brendan: One time, my friend ran over my toe with his skateboard.
Brendan's dad's girlfriend (Linda): No offense, but I think a 250 pound man in a wheelchair is slightly heavier than a 4 year old on a skateboard.
Brendan: Well, um...yeah. That's a good point, but still, I broke my toe.
Brendan's dad: You broke your toe?! When did you break your toe?!
Brendan: Um...well, as soon as the skateboard went over it...
Brendan's Mom: Didn't you say you liked Linda?
Brendan: Um....no, no I said she looked pretty...in the mornings.
Brendan's mom: Taste this.
Brendan: Hm...it tastes like chalk.
Brendan's Mom: Good. Good, we'll have this, and you can have macaroni.
Brendan's mom: Now you have fun with your dad, and remember what I said.
Mexican Hat Dance car-horn sounds outside
Brendan's mom: Oh, that's him.
Brendan: Please tell me you're talking about the burrito man...
Brendan: One time, my friend ran over my toe with his skateboard.
Brendan's dad's girlfriend (Linda): No offense, but I think a 250 pound man in a wheelchair is slightly heavier than a 4 year old on a skateboard.
Brendan: Well, um...yeah. That's a good point, but still, I broke my toe.
Brendan's dad: You broke your toe?! When did you break your toe?!
Brendan: Um...well, as soon as the skateboard went over it...
Brendan's Mom: Didn't you say you liked Linda?
Brendan: Um....no, no I said she looked pretty...in the mornings.
Brendan's mom: Taste this.
Brendan: Hm...it tastes like chalk.
Brendan's Mom: Good. Good, we'll have this, and you can have macaroni.