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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and broke their cart with my mind (-10 points). In June I went over and changed Peacey56's haircut (17 points). In September I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last November I ruled Cambodia as a kind and benevolent dictator, installing health, education, economic, and democratic programs as well as giving everyone there Ice Cream (lactose-intolerant ice cream as well) (7009 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords at the MacDonalds near Framingham and accidentally shot a baby factory's propane tanks, killing most of them (-1176 points).
Overall, I've been nice (5841 points). For Christmas I deserve a sexual massage and dish set!
Sincerely,
moxanot