(no subject)
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. **if i had my own place it would be a different story... i like my birthday suit)
2.DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat.
4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. :]
5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. **hahah yea... its true**
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. **sorry ill sock your ass**
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. **true**
8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did. **thats just sorry**
8. If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it... **or the girl is more perverted than you XD**
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.**thats me im expensive cuz i just eat :[**
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a loser..
11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! **hahaha i like this guy that wrote this. this is what you call and old fashion get. we need more of those... they are very flattering**
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING (plastic ones from machines count). Even if it's not a serious relationship. **no sweatshirts... BOXERS!**
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.** or she'll do it herself and you have no fun**
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND CLOSER. **TRUE**
16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back. **yea.. or you'll be bruised my my fists**
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky. **WTF**
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being asked [not if its their ass, titties and/or vag]. ** OR KISS the BOOBOO**
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. **MWAHAHAH**
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
31. NEVER, and i mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do. Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. (and i think you all know what that is)
32. NEVER lie to her. she'll find out. she's a girl, they are smarter than you think. **then serious damage would be done mother fuckers**
(If you have read this and you are a girl, then some of these things are actually really true...am I right?! And if you read this and you are a guy, then these are like the best tips you could ever get!)
You now have 2 options...
1) Repost this bulletin and you will have good luck in all your relationships.
2) Ignore this, and you will have bad luck in all your relationships...now you wouldn't want that, would you
2.DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat.
4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. :]
5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. **hahah yea... its true**
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. **sorry ill sock your ass**
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. **true**
8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did. **thats just sorry**
8. If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it... **or the girl is more perverted than you XD**
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.**thats me im expensive cuz i just eat :[**
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a loser..
11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! **hahaha i like this guy that wrote this. this is what you call and old fashion get. we need more of those... they are very flattering**
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING (plastic ones from machines count). Even if it's not a serious relationship. **no sweatshirts... BOXERS!**
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.** or she'll do it herself and you have no fun**
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND CLOSER. **TRUE**
16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back. **yea.. or you'll be bruised my my fists**
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky. **WTF**
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being asked [not if its their ass, titties and/or vag]. ** OR KISS the BOOBOO**
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. **MWAHAHAH**
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
31. NEVER, and i mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do. Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. (and i think you all know what that is)
32. NEVER lie to her. she'll find out. she's a girl, they are smarter than you think. **then serious damage would be done mother fuckers**
(If you have read this and you are a girl, then some of these things are actually really true...am I right?! And if you read this and you are a guy, then these are like the best tips you could ever get!)
You now have 2 options...
1) Repost this bulletin and you will have good luck in all your relationships.
2) Ignore this, and you will have bad luck in all your relationships...now you wouldn't want that, would you