May 03, 2005 10:55
i came to the conclusion today while driving to school on I-94 at 730am, why i will never be able to have a real job.
the one and only reason i can not have a real job is...
people can not drive and if i had to wake up every morning and drive on the freeway at that time with all those morons. id have to kill someone.
- a bend in the freeway. everyones reaction: slow up.
- why the fuck do you slow up?
-the freeways are designed so your can go the speed limit(haha limit) and not fly off. i go moderatly over the limit and yet my car seems to have no trouble staying on the road.
- a car/truck on the side of the road.
- people act like a persons jumping off a building or a mans on fire.
- no, its just a car/truck sitting over there. maybe he has a flat or no gas. either way, it has no effect on you or your day OR your ability to drive. and i dont really care.
- rain/snow
- well you probably live in michigan, you should have plenty of practice here, but nope. you drive like you never saw the stuff before.
- DRIVE!
and because of the idiots i was late for my final. thanks fuckheads.