A Fool's Errand Pt. 14 - End
Sorry I'm late! >< I've been pretty busy...and stuff!! Here's the last part guys, thanks for reading~!
Fandom: Durarara
Central Characters: Shizuo, Izaya
Pairing: Shizuo/Izaya
Warnings/Ratings: T
Word Count: 1193
Sitting across from Ikebukuro’s legendary fighting machine and it’s most dangerous informant was definitely not what Shinra had planned on doing at the moment. He was especially antsy since he had planned a date with his beloved Celty.
However, when Izaya chose to snuggle up with Shizuo during their conversation, Shinra put his full attention on the two.
“A-are you two…um…” Shinra started nervously.
“Hmm?” Izaya smiled somewhat deviously.
Shizuo pushed off the informant gently but firmly. He glared down at the pleading red eyes. “We already talked about this.”
“Ah~ But Shizu-chan, I lo-”
Izaya was unable to finish his sentence due to a large hand suddenly covering his lips. The black-haired man looked up at Shizuo with an annoyed expression.
“Ah ha, anyways…is there anything else?” Shinra asked.
“No, that’s it. See you.”
The underground doctor watched the two leave his apartment, smiling hesitantly when Izaya waved at him. As they entered the elevator, Shinra went into the kitchen and heard Shizuo shouting Izaya’s name in shock. He sighed and tried not to imagine anything that might have happened.
He looked up to the sound of fingers typing rapidly on a PDA.
[Did they leave?]
“Yup! We can go back to our date, Celty!”
Celty jumped in embarrassment and smoke started to fill the entirety of the ceiling. [Don’t call it that!] she shoved the device in his face.
She slumped her shoulders, straightened up and began typing again. Shinra was pulling out a cup when a message filled his eyes.
[Shizuo and Izaya…are together now, right?]
He almost dropped the cup.
“C-Celty?! How did you know?” Shinra yelped.
The legend of Ikebukuro shrugged her shoulders.
[Woman’s intuition.]
In the elevator, Shizuo was blushing furiously and wiping his hand on his pants. “You could’ve just said something.”
“How? Your hand was keeping me from saying any audible words. My method was more effective anyways,” Izaya pouted.
“Just don’t do that when someone’s around.”
“Aye aye, captain!”
Izaya stood on his toes, pulled Shizuo down from his bowtie, and planted a kiss on his lips. Then, feeling a bit adventurous, he grabbed the blond’s hand and licked a finger.
“Izaya! I said not to-”
“There’s no one around, Shizu-chan!”
Shizuo’s self-restraint snapped. He grabbed the back of Izaya’s head and mashed their lips together, nipping at the other’s lips when he felt a smirk.
The elevator dinged and Shizuo pushed away the informant just before the doors open, which was fortunate, since a couple of children and their parents were waiting before the doors.
The children avoided looking at the tall blond, but waved to Izaya who had given them a charming smile. Shizuo grunted and waited for Izaya to catch up to him.
They started walking to Izaya’s apartment. Shizuo was uncharacteristically patient, considering that his companion was basically skipping around him as they walked. He did get annoyed when Izaya grabbed his hand.
“Iza-”
“Iza-Iza! Shizu-chan!”
Shizuo turned around to see the crazy otaku waving her entire arm erratically. In only a few seconds, Erika was right in front of the couple of jumping up and down with a sparkle in her eyes.
“Hey, hey, are you guys official now?” she asked.
“What are you tal-” Shizuo started.
“Yes!” Izaya chirped.
“Hey, I-”
“Wow, that’s so great! I knew you guys were meant to be!”
“Shizu-chan’s so nice too~! He said the sweetest thing to me the other day!”
“Izaya-”
“Ooh, what, what?
“He said-”
“ENOUGH!”
The blond picked up Izaya by the waist, carrying him like a bag. After giving curt nod to Kadota, who had the same stupefied look as he did when he and Erika had found the two in Shizuo’s apartment, the blond stomped away. He ignored Erika yelling goodbye, and he ignored the wiggling informant who was currently mewling in discomfort.
Only when they reached Izaya’s apartment did he let the lithe man down.
“Shizu-chan! Why did you do thaaaatt?” Izaya whined.
Instead of answering, Shizuo bent down and brought their lips together. Before Izaya could even react, a tongue was slipped into his mouth and it stroked at his own. There was no battle for dominance, Izaya was forcefully made submissive and he couldn’t help trembling from the sensations he was feeling.
Izaya was panting heavily by the time Shizuo pulled away. The blond looked down at him with stubborn eyes.
“I don’t want you broadcasting our relationship everywhere. It feels like you’re only with me because you want to tell everyone,” he breathed.
“Eh? O-of course not!”
“Then…can you promise me…?”
Izaya stared into those steady eyes and felt his face heat up. He looked away with a pout.
“Sheesh, you’re so cheesy sometimes, Shizu-chan.”
“Izaya-”
“Okay, okay. I promise. Let’s just get out of the entryway.”
The informant made an annoyed sound and walked swiftly into his apartment, oblivious to the blush that was reaching his ears. He was also oblivious of the fact that Shizuo saw how red his ears were, and that he was grinning to himself.
Izaya turned around with the blush gone and his arms out. “Well~! Welcome to your home for the next week!” he giggled.
“Home? Izaya, what are you talking about?”
“Look, I’ve already thought it out. We can switch off each week with who’s living with whom. So after this week, I’m going to be moving in with you!”
“Izaya, I don’t think-”
“Come on, please? Please?”
Shizuo regretted looking at Izaya’s face the moment he did. Why did Izaya have to have the most persuasive pout in the world?
“Shit…fine.”
“Oh yay!”
The informant jumped on Shizuo, wrapping his arms around the blond’s neck and his legs around the his waist. He licked his neck slowly, earning a shuddery moan from Shizuo. Smiling innocently he whispered, “Hey, Shizu-chan…I want to show you the bedroom.”
Izaya chuckled when Shizuo made an exasperated sigh. Then, to his surprise, the debt collector actually began walking around, scanning the area. All the while, Izaya couldn’t help but notice that he was slipping off.
He felt himself being hoisted back up by a hand on his bottom. He squeaked when that hand squeezed not too gently.
Shizuo knew he couldn’t hold out any longer when the lithe body he was holding began squirming against him. Especially not when Izaya decided to moan lowly in his ear.
“…where’s the bedroom?” he grunted.
Izaya giggled and pointed to a small hallway next to his office.
“Would you like me to act all moe for you, Shizu-chan?”
“No, it doesn’t matter. As long it’s you, it doesn’t matter.”
“Ooh, so romantic~”
The blond knew Izaya was only taunting him to hide his embarrassment. Izaya was already stuffing his face into Shizuo’s chest in an effort to keep Shizuo from seeing his red face. Unfortunately for him, his ears were flared up as well, allowing the blond to see his blush.
“If you want, you can call me Heiwajima-san in bed,” he smirked.
Izaya popped his face up and grinned widely.
“You wish!” he laughed loudly.
His laughter continued on and was only inaudible after Shizuo slammed the door to the bedroom.
Fandom: Durarara
Central Characters: Shizuo, Izaya
Pairing: Shizuo/Izaya
Warnings/Ratings: T
Word Count: 1193
Sitting across from Ikebukuro’s legendary fighting machine and it’s most dangerous informant was definitely not what Shinra had planned on doing at the moment. He was especially antsy since he had planned a date with his beloved Celty.
However, when Izaya chose to snuggle up with Shizuo during their conversation, Shinra put his full attention on the two.
“A-are you two…um…” Shinra started nervously.
“Hmm?” Izaya smiled somewhat deviously.
Shizuo pushed off the informant gently but firmly. He glared down at the pleading red eyes. “We already talked about this.”
“Ah~ But Shizu-chan, I lo-”
Izaya was unable to finish his sentence due to a large hand suddenly covering his lips. The black-haired man looked up at Shizuo with an annoyed expression.
“Ah ha, anyways…is there anything else?” Shinra asked.
“No, that’s it. See you.”
The underground doctor watched the two leave his apartment, smiling hesitantly when Izaya waved at him. As they entered the elevator, Shinra went into the kitchen and heard Shizuo shouting Izaya’s name in shock. He sighed and tried not to imagine anything that might have happened.
He looked up to the sound of fingers typing rapidly on a PDA.
[Did they leave?]
“Yup! We can go back to our date, Celty!”
Celty jumped in embarrassment and smoke started to fill the entirety of the ceiling. [Don’t call it that!] she shoved the device in his face.
She slumped her shoulders, straightened up and began typing again. Shinra was pulling out a cup when a message filled his eyes.
[Shizuo and Izaya…are together now, right?]
He almost dropped the cup.
“C-Celty?! How did you know?” Shinra yelped.
The legend of Ikebukuro shrugged her shoulders.
[Woman’s intuition.]
In the elevator, Shizuo was blushing furiously and wiping his hand on his pants. “You could’ve just said something.”
“How? Your hand was keeping me from saying any audible words. My method was more effective anyways,” Izaya pouted.
“Just don’t do that when someone’s around.”
“Aye aye, captain!”
Izaya stood on his toes, pulled Shizuo down from his bowtie, and planted a kiss on his lips. Then, feeling a bit adventurous, he grabbed the blond’s hand and licked a finger.
“Izaya! I said not to-”
“There’s no one around, Shizu-chan!”
Shizuo’s self-restraint snapped. He grabbed the back of Izaya’s head and mashed their lips together, nipping at the other’s lips when he felt a smirk.
The elevator dinged and Shizuo pushed away the informant just before the doors open, which was fortunate, since a couple of children and their parents were waiting before the doors.
The children avoided looking at the tall blond, but waved to Izaya who had given them a charming smile. Shizuo grunted and waited for Izaya to catch up to him.
They started walking to Izaya’s apartment. Shizuo was uncharacteristically patient, considering that his companion was basically skipping around him as they walked. He did get annoyed when Izaya grabbed his hand.
“Iza-”
“Iza-Iza! Shizu-chan!”
Shizuo turned around to see the crazy otaku waving her entire arm erratically. In only a few seconds, Erika was right in front of the couple of jumping up and down with a sparkle in her eyes.
“Hey, hey, are you guys official now?” she asked.
“What are you tal-” Shizuo started.
“Yes!” Izaya chirped.
“Hey, I-”
“Wow, that’s so great! I knew you guys were meant to be!”
“Shizu-chan’s so nice too~! He said the sweetest thing to me the other day!”
“Izaya-”
“Ooh, what, what?
“He said-”
“ENOUGH!”
The blond picked up Izaya by the waist, carrying him like a bag. After giving curt nod to Kadota, who had the same stupefied look as he did when he and Erika had found the two in Shizuo’s apartment, the blond stomped away. He ignored Erika yelling goodbye, and he ignored the wiggling informant who was currently mewling in discomfort.
Only when they reached Izaya’s apartment did he let the lithe man down.
“Shizu-chan! Why did you do thaaaatt?” Izaya whined.
Instead of answering, Shizuo bent down and brought their lips together. Before Izaya could even react, a tongue was slipped into his mouth and it stroked at his own. There was no battle for dominance, Izaya was forcefully made submissive and he couldn’t help trembling from the sensations he was feeling.
Izaya was panting heavily by the time Shizuo pulled away. The blond looked down at him with stubborn eyes.
“I don’t want you broadcasting our relationship everywhere. It feels like you’re only with me because you want to tell everyone,” he breathed.
“Eh? O-of course not!”
“Then…can you promise me…?”
Izaya stared into those steady eyes and felt his face heat up. He looked away with a pout.
“Sheesh, you’re so cheesy sometimes, Shizu-chan.”
“Izaya-”
“Okay, okay. I promise. Let’s just get out of the entryway.”
The informant made an annoyed sound and walked swiftly into his apartment, oblivious to the blush that was reaching his ears. He was also oblivious of the fact that Shizuo saw how red his ears were, and that he was grinning to himself.
Izaya turned around with the blush gone and his arms out. “Well~! Welcome to your home for the next week!” he giggled.
“Home? Izaya, what are you talking about?”
“Look, I’ve already thought it out. We can switch off each week with who’s living with whom. So after this week, I’m going to be moving in with you!”
“Izaya, I don’t think-”
“Come on, please? Please?”
Shizuo regretted looking at Izaya’s face the moment he did. Why did Izaya have to have the most persuasive pout in the world?
“Shit…fine.”
“Oh yay!”
The informant jumped on Shizuo, wrapping his arms around the blond’s neck and his legs around the his waist. He licked his neck slowly, earning a shuddery moan from Shizuo. Smiling innocently he whispered, “Hey, Shizu-chan…I want to show you the bedroom.”
Izaya chuckled when Shizuo made an exasperated sigh. Then, to his surprise, the debt collector actually began walking around, scanning the area. All the while, Izaya couldn’t help but notice that he was slipping off.
He felt himself being hoisted back up by a hand on his bottom. He squeaked when that hand squeezed not too gently.
Shizuo knew he couldn’t hold out any longer when the lithe body he was holding began squirming against him. Especially not when Izaya decided to moan lowly in his ear.
“…where’s the bedroom?” he grunted.
Izaya giggled and pointed to a small hallway next to his office.
“Would you like me to act all moe for you, Shizu-chan?”
“No, it doesn’t matter. As long it’s you, it doesn’t matter.”
“Ooh, so romantic~”
The blond knew Izaya was only taunting him to hide his embarrassment. Izaya was already stuffing his face into Shizuo’s chest in an effort to keep Shizuo from seeing his red face. Unfortunately for him, his ears were flared up as well, allowing the blond to see his blush.
“If you want, you can call me Heiwajima-san in bed,” he smirked.
Izaya popped his face up and grinned widely.
“You wish!” he laughed loudly.
His laughter continued on and was only inaudible after Shizuo slammed the door to the bedroom.