what i learned in LA
so la was fuckin sweet, i had a blast and can't wait to move out there and get out of shithole florida
here's what la taught me
1. Florida is ass and it sucks even more once you've been to L.A.
2. When hanging out girls don't just get naked and make out with each other
3. Home movies is a fucking amazing show
4. eating pizza every day for a week can hurt your bowel movements
5. Take motion sickness pills before driving through the hills
6. Everything is compact
7. shootings happen at 711 s
8. hookahs are the shit
9. You have to be 21
10. Apartments are expensive
11. gravel vag is bad
12. i need to buy aviators
13. function is the greatest drink ever
and once again florida sucks
L.A. i will be back in your presence soon
here's what la taught me
1. Florida is ass and it sucks even more once you've been to L.A.
2. When hanging out girls don't just get naked and make out with each other
3. Home movies is a fucking amazing show
4. eating pizza every day for a week can hurt your bowel movements
5. Take motion sickness pills before driving through the hills
6. Everything is compact
7. shootings happen at 711 s
8. hookahs are the shit
9. You have to be 21
10. Apartments are expensive
11. gravel vag is bad
12. i need to buy aviators
13. function is the greatest drink ever
and once again florida sucks
L.A. i will be back in your presence soon