youre such a girl i bet that you don't even have a weenie. in your face, how do you like that?
here's an update about me since my life is so dire and sterile it can be summed up in mere fragments: ~i am not drunk but simply always this perpetually immature. in fact alcohol terrifies me. ~done with school where i stayed at that oh-so-boring monmouth place the whole time because a proper art school would have been too expensive. ~also the girls that attend art school would have fully distracted me from doing anything. ~mr joe has been in no relationships as he hasn't found anyone worth obsessing over since he arrived. ~i am currently unemployed, and have massive debt from student loans. ~i have to wear glasses because of years of staring at things attempting to fire lasers from my eyes, or possibly that rumor about masturbation and blindness has some validity. ~ i shamelessly link people HERE so that they may stalk me properly. because it's all pictures and naked girls without all the reading of the lame-ass livejournal. ~ i have an incredibly faggy haircut
and uhm that's all. the rest is just filler. keep posting male-induced musings, it's good to see that youre still encountering people (which is more than i can say most of the time). you should get some of theose glasses like in that movie They Live so you can see which boys are worth talking to, cause a lot of them are mutants. only that movie had pro-wrestlers trying to act and had skull-aliens that always remind me of Joan Rivers. remember that like 6 minute pointless scene in the alley where roddy pipers is wailing on his friend frank cause he doesnt believe him about the aliens and wont wear the glasses? oh man that movie is so great. you should totally be more like that.
in your face, how do you like that?
here's an update about me since my life is so dire and sterile it can be summed up in mere fragments:
~i am not drunk but simply always this perpetually immature. in fact alcohol terrifies me.
~done with school where i stayed at that oh-so-boring monmouth place the whole time because a proper art school would have been too expensive.
~also the girls that attend art school would have fully distracted me from doing anything.
~mr joe has been in no relationships as he hasn't found anyone worth obsessing over since he arrived.
~i am currently unemployed, and have massive debt from student loans.
~i have to wear glasses because of years of staring at things attempting to fire lasers from my eyes, or possibly that rumor about masturbation and blindness has some validity.
~ i shamelessly link people HERE so that they may stalk me properly. because it's all pictures and naked girls without all the reading of the lame-ass livejournal.
~ i have an incredibly faggy haircut
and uhm that's all. the rest is just filler. keep posting male-induced musings, it's good to see that youre still encountering people (which is more than i can say most of the time). you should get some of theose glasses like in that movie They Live so you can see which boys are worth talking to, cause a lot of them are mutants. only that movie had pro-wrestlers trying to act and had skull-aliens that always remind me of Joan Rivers. remember that like 6 minute pointless scene in the alley where roddy pipers is wailing on his friend frank cause he doesnt believe him about the aliens and wont wear the glasses? oh man that movie is so great. you should totally be more like that.
all the best
-joe
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