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"Ow!" said my brain.
I've been vandalized! Well, James Sink hasn't been vandalized, per se, but his dorm room door has been! You see, my beloved peephole, located slightly below eye-level, has been smashed, thus rendering it useless for peeping outside, and, consequently, giving me an unusually heightened sense of insecurity before opening the door when someone knocks...I mean, what the hell? Who vandalizes peepholes?
I've been vandalized! Well, James Sink hasn't been vandalized, per se, but his dorm room door has been! You see, my beloved peephole, located slightly below eye-level, has been smashed, thus rendering it useless for peeping outside, and, consequently, giving me an unusually heightened sense of insecurity before opening the door when someone knocks...I mean, what the hell? Who vandalizes peepholes?