Yay for Quotes! (The third installment)
Choir (Mr. Musselwhite):
"Wouldn't it be funny if my head exploded?"
Musselwhite: Listen guys, can I say something?
Random girl: No!
Musselwhite: Guess who doesn't shop at Wal-mart? Me.
Random girl: Oh, do you shop at K-mart?
Philosophy (Dr. Papazian):
"Last night the number two spoke to me."
"Who cares about dragons? Well...I do. I like dragons."
"What is a sport? That's a fairly broad question. A girl in the other class said that even a spelling bee counts as a sport. I think she's ludicrous!"
Papazian: What is validity?
Random guy: *Thinks for a second* I don't know.
Papazian: We're six weeks into the course and you don't know what validity is? You're doomed.
"The essence of a chair is sitability."
"If I take the legs off a chair, is it still a chair? I guess you could sit on the floor, but that's just sort of weird..."
"If I didn't have a head would I exist? That's actually a controversial issue..."
"There is a famous philosopher who teaches at Princeton. He's famous for teaching lectures with bodyguards because he strongly supports abortion and pro-lifers always want to attack him...which is kind of ironic."
English (Dr. Cooley):
"Here is a typical argument in the back of a car: I want that M&M! No, I want that M&M! Fine, I’m going to kill you!"
Random girl: I’m a big Law and Order fan.
Cooley: Wait...is that a television show?
Random girl: Yes
Cooley: Oh! I thought you just liked the police.
Random girl: Actually, I hate...never mind.
Cooley: The theory is that the human mind is capable of changing its behavior or using what it learns to alter what it does.
Random guy: But what if it doesn’t want to?
Cooley: *Intense coughing*
Random guy: We killed our English teacher.
"My parents were good people, but you know, no...thought."
"So I’m doing sixty miles an hour in eight lanes of traffic because I’m a law-abiding citizen. Wait...no."
"Is this making any sense; is everybody awake? *Acts dramatic* Dying, dying...this is it, sixth week of class...death."
"Wouldn't it be funny if my head exploded?"
Musselwhite: Listen guys, can I say something?
Random girl: No!
Musselwhite: Guess who doesn't shop at Wal-mart? Me.
Random girl: Oh, do you shop at K-mart?
Philosophy (Dr. Papazian):
"Last night the number two spoke to me."
"Who cares about dragons? Well...I do. I like dragons."
"What is a sport? That's a fairly broad question. A girl in the other class said that even a spelling bee counts as a sport. I think she's ludicrous!"
Papazian: What is validity?
Random guy: *Thinks for a second* I don't know.
Papazian: We're six weeks into the course and you don't know what validity is? You're doomed.
"The essence of a chair is sitability."
"If I take the legs off a chair, is it still a chair? I guess you could sit on the floor, but that's just sort of weird..."
"If I didn't have a head would I exist? That's actually a controversial issue..."
"There is a famous philosopher who teaches at Princeton. He's famous for teaching lectures with bodyguards because he strongly supports abortion and pro-lifers always want to attack him...which is kind of ironic."
English (Dr. Cooley):
"Here is a typical argument in the back of a car: I want that M&M! No, I want that M&M! Fine, I’m going to kill you!"
Random girl: I’m a big Law and Order fan.
Cooley: Wait...is that a television show?
Random girl: Yes
Cooley: Oh! I thought you just liked the police.
Random girl: Actually, I hate...never mind.
Cooley: The theory is that the human mind is capable of changing its behavior or using what it learns to alter what it does.
Random guy: But what if it doesn’t want to?
Cooley: *Intense coughing*
Random guy: We killed our English teacher.
"My parents were good people, but you know, no...thought."
"So I’m doing sixty miles an hour in eight lanes of traffic because I’m a law-abiding citizen. Wait...no."
"Is this making any sense; is everybody awake? *Acts dramatic* Dying, dying...this is it, sixth week of class...death."