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True Story. Two roommates. It's way past one's bedtime.
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Water: Alright. (yawn) I'm going to bed.
Wine: Ok. Goodnight. I love you.
Water: I love--
Wine: I love you. I do. I'd lose a toe for you.
Water: (pause) Me too. Good night.
Wine Drinker: I do. If we were in Mexico and they kidnapped me and they said 'I'm gonna shoot you in the toe' I'd say 'DO IT!' and I'd let them do it. I'd lose a toe for you. (pause) Any one but the big ones...
Water: Any one but the big ones?
Wine: Yeah. You can't walk without the big ones. It's like a monkey's tail. You need it for balance.
Water: Ok.
Wine: But anyway, I would lose a toe. Like that woman.
Water: What woman?
Wine: The woman! What's that movie? Huh? Not 'New Jack City'...not um...
Water: What?
Wine: Um...'Harlem Nights'!
Water: Yeah, 'Harlem Nights'! "He shot--"
Wine: Yeah, the line she says! "He shot--"
Water: "...me in the pinky toe!"
Wine: Yeah!
Water: Yeah.
Wine: Uh huh. Yeah. Whatever happened to that lady? She died?
Water: I don't think so...
Wine: Oh. (pause) Yeah, she didn't. She was on that show.
Water: What show?
Wine: That angel show.
Water: 'Touched By An Angel'.
Wine: 'TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL'!
Water: I'm not doing this. Good night.
Wine: Ok. (pause) Good night. I love--
Water: Good night!
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Water: Alright. (yawn) I'm going to bed.
Wine: Ok. Goodnight. I love you.
Water: I love--
Wine: I love you. I do. I'd lose a toe for you.
Water: (pause) Me too. Good night.
Wine Drinker: I do. If we were in Mexico and they kidnapped me and they said 'I'm gonna shoot you in the toe' I'd say 'DO IT!' and I'd let them do it. I'd lose a toe for you. (pause) Any one but the big ones...
Water: Any one but the big ones?
Wine: Yeah. You can't walk without the big ones. It's like a monkey's tail. You need it for balance.
Water: Ok.
Wine: But anyway, I would lose a toe. Like that woman.
Water: What woman?
Wine: The woman! What's that movie? Huh? Not 'New Jack City'...not um...
Water: What?
Wine: Um...'Harlem Nights'!
Water: Yeah, 'Harlem Nights'! "He shot--"
Wine: Yeah, the line she says! "He shot--"
Water: "...me in the pinky toe!"
Wine: Yeah!
Water: Yeah.
Wine: Uh huh. Yeah. Whatever happened to that lady? She died?
Water: I don't think so...
Wine: Oh. (pause) Yeah, she didn't. She was on that show.
Water: What show?
Wine: That angel show.
Water: 'Touched By An Angel'.
Wine: 'TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL'!
Water: I'm not doing this. Good night.
Wine: Ok. (pause) Good night. I love--
Water: Good night!