the gbls cabal is smoking outside. a random man exits the bar and is standing in front of aly.
aly: what's up?
random man: elvis.
he walks away.
when aly tells him he should wear his glasses more...
roy: but contacts make my eyes look bluer!
jason: brrrr!
aly: awww, muffin.
jason: don't call me muffin. I'm a man!
aly: muffins can be manly if you
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Girl at the party who wouldn't shut the damn up all night that I called a slut just to see what would happen:"I am actually very religious thank you very much."
Matt my bestfriend and partner in crime:"Yah Nick, last night all I could here is her screaming Jesus through my wall."
Me: "My exgirlfriend used to scream lines from the Bahavagita when we fucked....It was weird because she was irish catholic."
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there is something weirdly fascinating about that.
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