Office of the Vice Principal

[mouthy_merc]

So, it was Parents Weekend again.

Deadpool should proooobably be available should anyone want to question how this school is run. And give them the absolute wrong impression that only Zoe could clear up and make them stop crying.

People were total wusses, damn it.

But, there he was in his office. Waaaaiting.

[[Open, of course!]]

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[looks_awesome]

It would probably never be known exactly how Brittany ended up in the Vice Principal's office. She certainly looked confused enough by it. She peeked around suspiciously, as if looking for something very important, then --

"There isn't any cotton candy here."

[mouthy_merc]

"...should there be?" Deadpool asked, looking around as well? "Did someone promise cotton candy and not tell me? Those bastards."

[looks_awesome]

"I don't know," Brittany shared. "Maybe I just wanted it."

She flopped back on the couch as if invited and leaned her head back, staring straight up. "You have pencils growing out of your ceiling."

[mouthy_merc]

"And you're just adorable, aren'tcha? Did you have special brownies to start the day with?"

[musicalcrab]

Because Brittany hadn't been enough for Deadpool, obviously, he was now being infested with crabs.

Well. Crab.

"I need to have a word with you!" Sebastian declared, scuttling into the room.

[mouthy_merc]

"...did Namor send you?"

[musicalcrab]

"No," said Sebastian, crossing his claws in front of himself. "I am sent by King Triton of Atlantica, on behalf of his youngest daughter, Princess Ariel. What is dis Glee Club I haf had the misfortune of hearing about?"