Someone had somehow thought it was a good idea to take Deadpool to an
open mic night.
He'd already heckled some poor teenager off the stage after calling her Celine Dion until she cried. Because he was a petty man and, c'mon. She sang 'My heart will go on'. Someone had to say it. He believed in constructive criticism after all.
"GET OFF THE STAGE."
[[For the chick who brought him]]