Office Hours, Just Before 3rd Period
Deadpool sat at his desk, finishing up some notes for class that a good and responsible teacher would do.
Okay, that was a lie. He was doodling little cartoons about how he wished his students would die and STOP HURTING HIS CAR. He feared going into the Danger Shoppe today. Who knew what that Evie girl was going to do next.
Though he did have the urge to give her an espresso and toss her at his enemies. Oh the damage she could wreck. And maybe throw Demyx at them too. That got him to giggle evilly.
(If only I was still paying attention to my surroundings instead of dreaming of making the X-Men deal with a hyper groups of students...)
The mask wasn't shiny, but it was interesting. Especially to one gremlin who had just ventured up from the deep under basement. Was it a human? A robot? Some sort of walking doll sitting there at the desk?
From a vent near the door, he watched Deadpool for a while before deciding he needed a closer look. Moving carefully, he slid out of the vent and crawled up one leg of the desk, giving Deadpool a quizzical look.
Pausing mid-doodle, Deadpool looked down at the gremlin. "Sweet baby Nate! Who fed Gizmo after midnight?!"
It talked! Maybe it really was a human.
After a brief bit of flailing, the gremlin hissed at Deadpool, trying to seem menacing.
"Awww. Aren't you just the cutest widdle thing ever?" He leaned closer and poked at the gremlin's stomach to give it a tickle.
And, as was his wont, the gremlin bit Deadpool as hard as he could.
"What the-?" Deadpool, still used to being in a book where his swears were edited, cut off before he could swear. "Leggo! LEGGO MY EGGO YOU B MOVIE REJECT!" He waved his hand around, trying to get it off.
(...Why do I feel funny and not in the ha ha 'Oh you wacky merc' kinda of way...)
"Well golly! What's goin' on here?"
The gremlin let go and went flying across the room. He hit the wall and stagged over to the nearest vent, disappearing as quickly as possible.
[[ooc: For those who have no clue who Deadpool now thinks he is: Here are a few handy dandy links to a House of M parody where he was taken from. Not for interaction, just establishy.]]
Okay, that was a lie. He was doodling little cartoons about how he wished his students would die and STOP HURTING HIS CAR. He feared going into the Danger Shoppe today. Who knew what that Evie girl was going to do next.
Though he did have the urge to give her an espresso and toss her at his enemies. Oh the damage she could wreck. And maybe throw Demyx at them too. That got him to giggle evilly.
(If only I was still paying attention to my surroundings instead of dreaming of making the X-Men deal with a hyper groups of students...)
The mask wasn't shiny, but it was interesting. Especially to one gremlin who had just ventured up from the deep under basement. Was it a human? A robot? Some sort of walking doll sitting there at the desk?
From a vent near the door, he watched Deadpool for a while before deciding he needed a closer look. Moving carefully, he slid out of the vent and crawled up one leg of the desk, giving Deadpool a quizzical look.
Pausing mid-doodle, Deadpool looked down at the gremlin. "Sweet baby Nate! Who fed Gizmo after midnight?!"
It talked! Maybe it really was a human.
After a brief bit of flailing, the gremlin hissed at Deadpool, trying to seem menacing.
"Awww. Aren't you just the cutest widdle thing ever?" He leaned closer and poked at the gremlin's stomach to give it a tickle.
And, as was his wont, the gremlin bit Deadpool as hard as he could.
"What the-?" Deadpool, still used to being in a book where his swears were edited, cut off before he could swear. "Leggo! LEGGO MY EGGO YOU B MOVIE REJECT!" He waved his hand around, trying to get it off.
(...Why do I feel funny and not in the ha ha 'Oh you wacky merc' kinda of way...)
"Well golly! What's goin' on here?"
The gremlin let go and went flying across the room. He hit the wall and stagged over to the nearest vent, disappearing as quickly as possible.
[[ooc: For those who have no clue who Deadpool now thinks he is: Here are a few handy dandy links to a House of M parody where he was taken from. Not for interaction, just establishy.]]