Blueberry Muffins are Not Concerned With Spellcheck

Jun 14, 2007 07:23

I enjoy being hot, because I can expose myself through all sorts of mediums knowing that somewhere out there some woman wants to ride my shit the moment she lays eyes on me. I enjoy this because I am the most evasive bastard on the planet, and every time a girl attempts to instigate a conversation I just look at her and laugh inside until I decide to either walk away or amuse myself by striking pointless conversation that she thinks (WRONG!) will lead to a sexual encounter. Sometimes this works against me however; and I actually become attracted. How disasterous. I fear that this will occur soon. .

I wrote two new songs this week, and I plan to pen the lyrics for one of them tonight. I will leave the solo to John as John is John and he can do things that I can not. Guitar solos are one of those things, but I can gurantee you that I am the mightiest pen weilder in all the lands. I am excited to be able to perform for common folk this Friday at Pamela's Quarter-Century Extravadanza at Miller's Homeport. I will be performing with self-proclaimed celeberties such as Rich Horror, MetalG, and Jon "I Deal Deth with my Opeth Records" Helme. We are all on MySpace. Add us and we will pepper your comments with jpgs and gifs of cocaine use and statatory rape.

http://www.myspace.com/seethisismyurl

And now, I give you a fine piece that I decided to share with you all. I call it

The difference between nationalism in America and nationalism in Europe is that nations in Europe are made up of one set background descended from Germanic / Frankish/ Saxon / Lusitanian tribes that settled one country or the other thousands of years ago. Nationalism in America is not so deeply rooted in one group of people, because we are a melting pot of people who came here as slaves, cultists, refugees, and farmers over the span of two hundred and thirty years. And we are of course sitting on the blood and bones of those who were here long before us anyway.

So, of course, nationalism in America is pardoned to a very basic patriotism, which of course is different then nationalism in a philosophical sense. However; when looking at nationalism in it's broad terms we see that in fact we are capable of applying the concept of civic-nationalism and in fact do. With the proper leadership we can evolve this into state-nationalism which is actually patriotism in it's most extreme form.

Ethnic Nationalism is the prime ethos of the Neo-Nazi movement in the United States and abroad. While the logic of ethnic nationalism is relevant to countries like Poland and Norway, in the United States it is obviously an illogical and contradicting concept, as the state  itself is built off of foreign colonists of diverse backgrounds. Ethnic nationalism could only apply to natives, dependent on whether or not tribal territories are germane to the discussion of ethnic nationalism. In the case of my argument they are, and therefore any speak of a racial mandate in this country that does not adhere to native tribal origins is not only ignorant, but inconsiderate and quite hypocritical. When natives start wearing swastikas and use codes like 14/88 then perhaps we can look at Neo-Nazism in America with a respectful nod. Until then enjoy being the joke of not only your own race, but every other race who realizes just how stupid you really are.

College misses me. I know. I know.
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