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[mouth_o_sauron]

*winds up brawling from the temple to the centre of town with Tar Calion*

*stands breathing heavily and bleeding, not giving a fuck about his surroundings, only about kicking this pussy king's ass*

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[tar_calion]

*kicks you in the shin*

I am not, a pussy! Elendil was a pussy, not me!

[mouth_o_sauron]

*backhands your ear*

You ARE a pussy.

[tar_calion]

I just got thrown through a stained glass window and came back for more. How does that make me a pussy?

*knees you in the unmentionables* >:|

[mouth_o_sauron]

*slams his fist into your injured shoulder, pausing to lick the blood off his knuckles*

*grabs you by the groin and slams you against a tree*

*smirks*

Not much there for the wife, little man.

[tar_calion]

*winces*
*has already been kicked in the family jewels by Caranthire today, pain omg*

*recommences punching*

And what *PUNCH* the fuck *SOCK* would you understand *THWACK* about what women want? *KICK*

[mouth_o_sauron]

*returns the punches*

A whole *WHAP* lot *THUNK* more than *PUNCHO'DOOM* you THINK. *WHOMP*

[tar_calion]

*locks an ankle behind yours and pushes you backwards*

Bullshit! You're crude. You're creepy. You're abusive and you're not even entertaining with it. Not exactly appealing to the opposite sex. So you'll pardon me if I don't believe you.

[mouth_o_sauron]

*kicks you in the kneecaps*

[tar_calion]

*hobbles*

*punches you in the face*

You really were in the back of the queue when Eru was handing out charm, weren't you?

[mouth_o_sauron]

*decides he's had enough of this*

*picks you up again*

*throws you into a fountain*

[tar_calion]

*SPLASH*

*feels the cool water on his wounds*

Ohhhhh, that's bliss...

*picks up a rock and chucks it at your head for good measure*