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[mouth_o_sauron]

*removes his hat in accordance with Pharazon's dare*

*feels... different*

*finds a suit and pulls it on and wanders around the temple, wondering if he should acquire a walking stick to go with his new look*

Comments

[_thuringwethil]

*does a double take*

...

Mouth? :S

[mouth_o_sauron]

*nods politely*

A most pleasant morning to you, fair vampiress.

[_thuringwethil]

...

Yes...

Yes it is...

Where's your hat?

[mouth_o_sauron]

I've dispensed with it for a fortnight and a half in accordance with a challenge set to me by a certain Ar Pharazon. In response, he has shaved his beard in a futile attempt to prove that inbreeding has not produced a weak chin.

[_thuringwethil]

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I... see...

You seem to be a lot more... refined.

[mouth_o_sauron]

Yes, well, the hat DOES convey a certain level of useful thuggery which is essential considering my status and position in the ranks of evil.

[_thuringwethil]

Oh, well that explains EVERYTHING.

Jesus H. Christ, this place is freaking mental.

[mouth_o_sauron]

It does, doesn't it.

Meanwhile, I think I shall venture out and get a newspaper and a cane to go with this suit. And perhaps a coffee.

*nods again at you*

Good day.

*wanders off*

[tar_calion]

*is out stocking up on cold rememdies for his father*

*mutters* He whinges SO much...

o_0 *peers*

Is he wearing a suit?

[mouth_o_sauron]

*spots you and nods, smirking just slightly*

So... perhaps not as inbred as previously indicated.

*picks up a copy of the Daily Mail*

[tar_calion]

*is more than a little puzzled by your demeanor*

*puzzlement turns to horror as he notices what paper you've selected*

If you're going to read a right-wing, screaming rag, at least pick an intelligent one...

[mouth_o_sauron]

Now, now, it pays to have a rounded view of the right, which therefore includes the less intellectually able and their perspectives on matters.

[tar_calion]

o_0

Can't you just make the less intellectually able into slaves and then not care about what they think?

[mouth_o_sauron]

*gives you a most condescending look*

Slavery is easier to inflict upon them when you know their fears and opinions and can manipulate that against them.

[tar_calion]

But if you've read one issue of the Daily Wail, you've read them all. They're so predictable, you know what they're going to say.

[mouth_o_sauron]

...

Why, precisely are you expressing such a profound interest in my reading matter, hmm? Begone with you.