*headdesk*
*sigh*
So. Here's how the last twenty minutes went.
1- Start cleaning dirt out of sink.
2- Remove cat from sink.
3- Continue cleaning dirt out of sink.
4- Remove cat from sink.
5- Finish cleaning dirt out of sink.
6- Remove cat from sink.
7- Open can of tuna.
8- Remove two cats from counter.
9- Trip over third cat.
10- Put small morsel of tuna in each cat bowl.
11- Trip over four cats.
12- Start preparing tuna salad.
13- Remove cat from counter.
14- Continue preparing tuna salad.
15- Remove cat from counter.
16- Remove cat from shoulders.
17- Continue preparing tuna salad.
18- Spray cat with "bad cat" bottle for umpteenth time.
19- Finish tuna salad.
20- Put away tuna salad.
21- Trip over cat.
22- Put empty mayonnaise jar filled with soapy water in sink.
23- Trip over cat.
24- Put empty cans in recycling.
25- Ignore cat yowling for more tuna.
26- Check email "one last time before bed."
27- Turn around to find cat drinking the soapy water out of the mayonnaise jar.
28- Give up in despair and post to LJ.
So. Here's how the last twenty minutes went.
1- Start cleaning dirt out of sink.
2- Remove cat from sink.
3- Continue cleaning dirt out of sink.
4- Remove cat from sink.
5- Finish cleaning dirt out of sink.
6- Remove cat from sink.
7- Open can of tuna.
8- Remove two cats from counter.
9- Trip over third cat.
10- Put small morsel of tuna in each cat bowl.
11- Trip over four cats.
12- Start preparing tuna salad.
13- Remove cat from counter.
14- Continue preparing tuna salad.
15- Remove cat from counter.
16- Remove cat from shoulders.
17- Continue preparing tuna salad.
18- Spray cat with "bad cat" bottle for umpteenth time.
19- Finish tuna salad.
20- Put away tuna salad.
21- Trip over cat.
22- Put empty mayonnaise jar filled with soapy water in sink.
23- Trip over cat.
24- Put empty cans in recycling.
25- Ignore cat yowling for more tuna.
26- Check email "one last time before bed."
27- Turn around to find cat drinking the soapy water out of the mayonnaise jar.
28- Give up in despair and post to LJ.