Here's a thing you should probably know
If you're ever running late and you bend down to say good-bye to your dog and you hear your pants rip at the crotch and you look down and say "Oh it's just a little tear, they'll get me through the day"... probably they won't, because shortly after lunch you'll look down and realize oh my God, now the tear goes from your zipper to your ass, and you won't want to get out of your chair until it's time to put on your coat and go home.
So don't do that.
So don't do that.