oh, what a day!

[mouschi]

Today was a really sexual day to the point where I got out of bed covered in fairy dust. I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night. I'm so sad. My kitten got run over this afternoon. I found him when I was coming home from school. His head was all squished. I took some photos. I'll miss him. Poor kitty. Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. I want to tell the world to get fucked. And I want to tell the world to fuck me back. I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. If you're interested let me know! Today, I got a new digital camera! Yes! But I'm so ugly so yeah... Don't look at my photos pleeeeeze! I want to say thanks to Simon and Abbey and Dave and the other Simon for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number. I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

And yeah, I like to faschnizzle my izzle.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).

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