Is This Sixth Disease? IS IT?!

Jan 21, 2008 23:17

i keep saying to myself "it can't be any worse than this. seriously, this has to be as bad as it can be."

BUT NO. IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE.

why are you doing this to me, body? whyyyyyyyy? haven't i fed you chocolate? haven't i lost freaking 30 lbs so that your knees would not be jerks all the time? haven't i done nothing but ply you with sleep and law and order all weekend?

why do you only reward me with new symptoms and a sudden lack of response to Advil cold & sinus?

when the robot bodies come out, I am selling you. I am selling you like a Pervian vendor sells hot guinea pig to hungry festival-goers! Quickly! and in parts! and to anybody who has half a peso in their hand!

seriously, this has to be as bad as it can be
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