Fic, Firefly, Stowaway

[mousapelli]

Title:Stowaway [Gen]
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for the Mandarin, I suppose, or perhaps just for Jayne.
Summary: River brings aboard a friend, and Mal insists that he is in charge of the situation.
AN: This is so utterly musesfool's fault, and also Neon Genesis Evangelion's, which was on when we started talking about this. It never fails that my first fic in a

Comments

[darkeyedwolf]

"The boy penguins are the ones've got those handsome eyebrows, obviously," Mal peered out over the Freds. "And the girls are them as have the slighter builds, the more delicate constitutions."

alsha;lajas;sj oh my god. mal. FRED.

*dying laughing*

[mousapelli]

somehow, the idea of penguins having delicate constitutions is kind of the most hilarious thing ever, even barring the fact that female penguins bully the males so very shamelessly.

Mal is glorious, and nothing is ever in his control. Wacky crew fic is love. Goddamn I love these characters. Especially Vera.

Did you see the Fuji/Ryoma comment fic? cause you should. I blame you.

[darkeyedwolf]

It's all about hearing Mal say "delicate constitutions" in my head, while looking at a bunch of penguins. I just. *snickers madly*

AND NO, I DID NOT SEE THIS COMMENTFIC, WHAT?

[mousapelli]

GO BITCH GO

[musesfool]

*dies laughing*

I love this so much. It's so fucking surreal and yet utterly believable. Poor Mal, thinking he's in charge.

[mousapelli]

Mal is never, ever in charge. Even when there is only him on the ship. Then Serenity is in charge.

Would you believe, the Amazon stuff was in the mailbox already today? Like, good lord, what would they have done if i would have paid for the amazon prime shipping, airlifted a team of delivery marines here?

Somebody should write fic where that's what Serenity's cargo is, discs from the planet Amazon. And there could be amazon warriors and such. "They cut off their left breasts so that orders over 25$ might be free."

[musesfool]

Mal is never, ever in charge. Even when there is only him on the ship. Then Serenity is in charge.

Hee!

Would you believe, the Amazon stuff was in the mailbox already today? Like, good lord, what would they have done if i would have paid for the amazon prime shipping, airlifted a team of delivery marines here?

They knew you NEEDED your SportsNight dvds, like deserts need rain.

Somebody should write fic where that's what Serenity's cargo is, discs from the planet Amazon. And there could be amazon warriors and such. "They cut off their left breasts so that orders over 25$ might be free."

*chokes*

That'd work for BSG, except there's no comedy in BSG that I've seen yet. But their lords of Kobol seem to be the Greek gods...

[centricity]

their lords of Kobol seem to be the Greek gods...
And you're how far into the series now? Yeah. Wait for it.
Things are going to get much, much worse...

[srichard]

*dies laughing* This is fabulous. I loved Mal and Fred having "male bonding."

[mousapelli]

you have to take your allies where you can find them, when you're Mal.

Thanks! glad you liked it!

[biggersandwich]

Mal~! <3333 He's so put-upon. Also he has man-talk with penguins. *loves madly*

[redbeardjim]

Nice icon.

[redbeardjim]

Oh, and hi-larious story, too! (here via musesfool)

[biggersandwich]

Thanks. Yours too. The Librarian is awesome.

[mousapelli]

thank you! It's always best when Mal thinks he has the upper hand...