Fic: Gravitation, Quite the Effect

[mousapelli]

title: Quite The Effect [Shuichi/Yuki]
Rating/warnings: PG-13 because they really liked it.
Summary: Yuki's editor would like to see the manuscript right now, thanks much, and there is no time for Shuichi's piffly interruptions.
AN: Yuki's writing slash! but he IS slash! it's like a pun.

Comments

[blippfrogg]

It must have got pushed under the couch when we were…really liking it…

AHAHAHA brilliant!

[mousapelli]

*g* thanks! those boys man, you can't leave them alone for five minutes and they're slashing all over the place.

[ramen_addict]

*ded* Poor easily-influenced Yuki...

[mousapelli]

haha, i adore the idea of him trying to write these new books and getting all pissy about it and being like "people are going to know about us" and Shuichi saying "they ALREADY know about us, on the news, fool, remember?" and him being like "yes but now they will know FOR REAL for real and i don't like that" and shuichi going "let's just live in a CAVE then shall we and CEASE TO BE FAMOUS and we will sleep on ROCKS and eat BUGS but nobody will know what we do to each other's NAUGHTY BITS"

and then they don't speak to each other for a few days while Yuki blows the slash market wide open into mainstream and Shuichi writes a lot of angry emo punk rock.

[ramen_addict]

And then, of course, K will be all ready to come and threaten Yuki again, but then the emo punk rock songs sell even better than the pop (there are suddenly BAD LUCK fans in America) so he leaves him be, and the world is THROWN OFF ITS AXIS because everything has gone so horribly wonky.

[ekaterinn]

*laughs* *falls off chair*

Brilliant!

[mousapelli]

*g* thanks! those boys are crazy.

Oh my Jesus

[anonymous]

:heart: That's all I have to say.