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i just can't let this bela lugosi thing rest. i had to try it again, convinced that there must be a female celebrity out there who is assfaced enough to correspond to my picture. and what were my results?
that's right. julie andrews.
now, this is a sore spot with me. at the beginning of our relationship, steve told me that i reminded him a lot of julie andrews- in victor, victoria. this hurt me greatly. i don't like being androgynous, goddammit. androgyny is advantageous when it's being implemented by japanese men, and basically no one else. julie andrews would have never scored with an austrian nobleman in real life a la "sound of music" because she looks like a fucking man. in fact, if it wasn't for her exceptional vocal talents, she'd probably be working a low paying retail job, like myself, being told that she resembles elton john, like myself.
oh, and my other photo matches were hilary swank and sandra bullock. BOTH chicks who look like dudes. it's been an exceptionally foul evening all around.
that's right. julie andrews.
now, this is a sore spot with me. at the beginning of our relationship, steve told me that i reminded him a lot of julie andrews- in victor, victoria. this hurt me greatly. i don't like being androgynous, goddammit. androgyny is advantageous when it's being implemented by japanese men, and basically no one else. julie andrews would have never scored with an austrian nobleman in real life a la "sound of music" because she looks like a fucking man. in fact, if it wasn't for her exceptional vocal talents, she'd probably be working a low paying retail job, like myself, being told that she resembles elton john, like myself.
oh, and my other photo matches were hilary swank and sandra bullock. BOTH chicks who look like dudes. it's been an exceptionally foul evening all around.