Grab your shotguns, for He has risen!
Just a little blurb from a conversation with a friend of mine, and my edit included.
"Lo, and did He the son of God arise again, this time with skin charred by putrification, his eyes sunken by the touch of death. The yellowed teeth of The Lord's only son were bared in an eternal snarl for the rotting of his prophet's lips, a snarl which would strike down sin and rend it from this world for all eternity. Limpeth, did He, for his joints were filled with maggots, and moan out did He from behind the great rock at the tomb where he was laid by his apostles and mourned by his mother, lo, He moaned out in calling for the entrails of man and virginal BRAAAAAINS!!"
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
"Lo, and did He the son of God arise again, this time with skin charred by putrification, his eyes sunken by the touch of death. The yellowed teeth of The Lord's only son were bared in an eternal snarl for the rotting of his prophet's lips, a snarl which would strike down sin and rend it from this world for all eternity. Limpeth, did He, for his joints were filled with maggots, and moan out did He from behind the great rock at the tomb where he was laid by his apostles and mourned by his mother, lo, He moaned out in calling for the entrails of man and virginal BRAAAAAINS!!"
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!