I refuse to be the mother. We've adopted the...baby. We should find time to look after the thing together.
I am extremely glad it is not crying right now. Feeding it (her) is more awkward than trying to get it to sleep or changing it. At least I can appreciate my parents' effort more now.
I might throw it out the window myself. I hope that amuses you.
I didn't sleep. Again. But that's fine as long as I can stay focused in class today.
...I don't think so.