Keep their motherfuckin Heads ringin...
Yea,,, Got some Dre bangin in the Back, cant beat that. Well Ill start with Friday night I got unneccasarily drunk. Got a couple 12 packs with My friendGeorge Who I havent talkedto in forever, Drank boiut 6 beers, then moveds onto another 12 back. Hooked up with the king from BrewerZ lingly and fuckin went out to Old town and partied at John kiels and sean mulligans house. Played some die represented what im all about, claimed from day one I was the Head nigga in charge.. I aint lost a step, im smarter now, Still on top of the game even tho Fellas be bangin 10 times harder now..
Woke up Saturday and started my day like the right way.. Picked up some captain Morgans with Shane.. went to Nicks and begane my drinkin ealry. had plans to meet up with a bunch of peeps, zack wa suppose to call me , I was suppose to call laura and lindsay unfortunetly I got a little too wasted. I ended up drinkin the whole bottle of morgans and was a wreck. needless to say I never made it to ushies sorry Everyone AND SORRY BOUT THE DRUNKEN CALLS I MADE TO EVERYONE.. But its good, next week is suppose to be Bumpin on saturday. So Im def headin there if I dont head down to USM and visit Soderberg.
Woke up today with another nasty Hangover, Remember I had plans with megan leonard to Go to A hockey game.. So we picked up Andrew then went and got soem Foodage and went to the game. It was fuckin unbelievabley cold. Pissed me right off.
To top it all of this fat ass "mob" looking guy was at the other end and would not stop yelling stupid shit and egging on the fans and the players. Seemed like he was in highschool yellin at the opposing team or something. No one liked him and pretty sure Everyone had the same image of stomping his fat head with his beady little eyes into a bowl or something. I was thinkin bout givin him a well placed dragon kick to his colon to silence his never ending absurdities that was only dwarfed by his monumental fatness and intolerable ignorance. Suicide is probably his best option in life. hes the kind of guy that you know eats those tv dinners everynight and every 3 hours whacks off to JC penny catelogs and always smells his socks after a long day of work. Hes like the Stupid fat kid in the class that always raises his hand with bullshit answers and always questions the professor only to refute nothing but that hes a dipshit. thats kinda how this guy is. So after I got over the fact that I wanted to impale his face of some hot iron stakes I watched the game which was not bad, cept I couldnt feel my legs and toes.
Came home Ate some food and watched the Probowl.. How the AFC lost a fuckin 38-13 lead over the NFC is beyond me. NFC sux, they are as about good as the French are at fighting wars. Mind you the French Could not fight there way from my ass for a breath of fresh air. yet of course AFC lost and ruined my night.
Josh called me to see if I wanted to go to Dennys however I feel asleep woke back up and it was too late.
Now im downloading some dre and obie trice, as well as a little 3 wooden crosses by Randy travis. Great song.. Found My Moulin Rouge DVD. I am not watching it tho, for my own reasons. and Mother of fuckin mary I found my Cellphone. Which appeased my pissyness, only to realize I was out of Soda which made me homicidal again. I am currently mad at Zack bennett for being a duecsh bag, And at Shane for cheating in NBA live. However I DID OWN ketchum and mikey P in Madden.
one more thing I heard today on the radio "new up and commer" Twista. Were you born in a fuckin Box, Twista has been around for fuckin ever. I mean He was in the 112 cd on the song Dont hate me.. I hate stupid people, it seems to me however stupidity is contagious.
Thats it, Im out.. Keep their Heads ringin
JER the Spectacula
Woke up Saturday and started my day like the right way.. Picked up some captain Morgans with Shane.. went to Nicks and begane my drinkin ealry. had plans to meet up with a bunch of peeps, zack wa suppose to call me , I was suppose to call laura and lindsay unfortunetly I got a little too wasted. I ended up drinkin the whole bottle of morgans and was a wreck. needless to say I never made it to ushies sorry Everyone AND SORRY BOUT THE DRUNKEN CALLS I MADE TO EVERYONE.. But its good, next week is suppose to be Bumpin on saturday. So Im def headin there if I dont head down to USM and visit Soderberg.
Woke up today with another nasty Hangover, Remember I had plans with megan leonard to Go to A hockey game.. So we picked up Andrew then went and got soem Foodage and went to the game. It was fuckin unbelievabley cold. Pissed me right off.
To top it all of this fat ass "mob" looking guy was at the other end and would not stop yelling stupid shit and egging on the fans and the players. Seemed like he was in highschool yellin at the opposing team or something. No one liked him and pretty sure Everyone had the same image of stomping his fat head with his beady little eyes into a bowl or something. I was thinkin bout givin him a well placed dragon kick to his colon to silence his never ending absurdities that was only dwarfed by his monumental fatness and intolerable ignorance. Suicide is probably his best option in life. hes the kind of guy that you know eats those tv dinners everynight and every 3 hours whacks off to JC penny catelogs and always smells his socks after a long day of work. Hes like the Stupid fat kid in the class that always raises his hand with bullshit answers and always questions the professor only to refute nothing but that hes a dipshit. thats kinda how this guy is. So after I got over the fact that I wanted to impale his face of some hot iron stakes I watched the game which was not bad, cept I couldnt feel my legs and toes.
Came home Ate some food and watched the Probowl.. How the AFC lost a fuckin 38-13 lead over the NFC is beyond me. NFC sux, they are as about good as the French are at fighting wars. Mind you the French Could not fight there way from my ass for a breath of fresh air. yet of course AFC lost and ruined my night.
Josh called me to see if I wanted to go to Dennys however I feel asleep woke back up and it was too late.
Now im downloading some dre and obie trice, as well as a little 3 wooden crosses by Randy travis. Great song.. Found My Moulin Rouge DVD. I am not watching it tho, for my own reasons. and Mother of fuckin mary I found my Cellphone. Which appeased my pissyness, only to realize I was out of Soda which made me homicidal again. I am currently mad at Zack bennett for being a duecsh bag, And at Shane for cheating in NBA live. However I DID OWN ketchum and mikey P in Madden.
one more thing I heard today on the radio "new up and commer" Twista. Were you born in a fuckin Box, Twista has been around for fuckin ever. I mean He was in the 112 cd on the song Dont hate me.. I hate stupid people, it seems to me however stupidity is contagious.
Thats it, Im out.. Keep their Heads ringin
JER the Spectacula