lately...
Today, I was stabbed in the neck with a practice 2PAM injector. It was revenge for me spraying somebody's head with intubation lube. Which was revenge for squirting a different dummy lube on my shoulder. Which is pretty standard for passing time during EMS week.
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Yesterday, I drove to Orlando to pick up a truck I bought. I bought another one in February. But I didnt like it, so I bought another one. This time, I did it right. Its an '02 F150. But its really like a Cadillac with a truck bed. So Im tickled with it.
And it sure beats being stuck in the neck with the fake 2PAM pen. Maybe tomorrow Ill hit that shitbag with the real one... see how he likes a bunch of high dose atropine coursing through his system.
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I used to be really dumb about telling girls the whole truth; not knowing when to hold back peices of information that can only worsen a situation. But lately Ive wised up. But I have the occasional hiccup, and Im all over 2001 again. The other day, I told Lauren that shes "a keeper." She is. Nothing wrong with her. But I had to continue. I followed it with "Im not ready for a keeper." (That sounded so much better in my head)
The conversation took a dive after that. Still havent quite recovered. Im thinking this king of dysfunctional communication could be one of the stories of my life.
xxx
Yesterday, I drove to Orlando to pick up a truck I bought. I bought another one in February. But I didnt like it, so I bought another one. This time, I did it right. Its an '02 F150. But its really like a Cadillac with a truck bed. So Im tickled with it.
And it sure beats being stuck in the neck with the fake 2PAM pen. Maybe tomorrow Ill hit that shitbag with the real one... see how he likes a bunch of high dose atropine coursing through his system.
xxx
I used to be really dumb about telling girls the whole truth; not knowing when to hold back peices of information that can only worsen a situation. But lately Ive wised up. But I have the occasional hiccup, and Im all over 2001 again. The other day, I told Lauren that shes "a keeper." She is. Nothing wrong with her. But I had to continue. I followed it with "Im not ready for a keeper." (That sounded so much better in my head)
The conversation took a dive after that. Still havent quite recovered. Im thinking this king of dysfunctional communication could be one of the stories of my life.