Ok, so while Illustrator is a totally kickass program, I cannot for the life of me figure out how to do the most minor fucking tasks. I can't even crop a goddamn image. The only thing I could get to work was some kind of clipping mask, which I had zero control over, resulting in this:
Uhhhhh, legs? Where'd they go? Then the image quality went to hell when I saved it, and was made even WORSE by my Photobucket account and it's just all ugggggghhhhh now. Does anyone in internet land know how to crop a fucking image in Illustrator? Normally I'd just export it to Photoshop and do it there, but I'm working on a computer without that program right now so I'm fucked. Thanks.
Oh, and just so this isn't all whining:
Sky Captain rocks, Fable rocks, Burnout 3 rocks, Final Fantasy X rocks, Flogging Molly rocks, Invincible rocks, Jim Mahfood rocks, you rock, the end.