Ugh....

[mountain_douche]

I would like nothing more than to post a multi-paged essay on why "The Village" is a colossal disappointment and failure as a movie, but to do so would require focusing on several key plot points that would spoil the film for anyone who hasn't seen it. If you're with me, or against me, leave a comment (where it won't be immediately seen and potentially detrimental to anyone browsing this journal) as I'd love to discuss it.

In more positive news, Camel "Twista Lime" flavored cigarettes provide an exotic and sassily citrus spin to lung cancer. It's like I'm inhaling fatal Fruit Loops. Exquisite!