Comments | mountain_douche: Woe is me....

mountain_douche

Woe is me....

May 03, 2004 00:14

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I announce my finishing an overall 3rd of 6th in the Mario Kart clash of the titans. I was hoping fortune would shine on me and I would be able to overcome at least one of the invincible Weideman siblings, but alas, it was not to be. Still though, it was fucking fun as all hell and I'm happy with ( Read more... )

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mister_a May 3 2004, 07:17:00 UTC

Pssst: Did you know that "Mean Girls" is based on Rosalind Wiseman's best-selling nonfiction book "Queen Bees & Wannabes: Helping Your Daughter Survive Cliques, Gossip, Boyfriends & Other Realities of Adolescence?"

It's an insider secret.

rp: mister_a May 3 2004, 10:33:49 UTC

Here's another insider secret: It was written by Tina Fey! I mean, damn, she's like the female Shakespeare!

mountain_douche May 3 2004, 11:16:24 UTC

I find your post to have broken previously uncharted comedic territory. A fresh new form of retort based upon taking something your friends have specifically asked you not to do, then doing it anyway. So simple, yet so complex.

I WILL HAVE YOUR TRACHEA FOR A FINE FEATHERED HAT!

mountain_douche May 3 2004, 11:12:48 UTC

Yes actually, I did know that. So ungh.

anonymous May 3 2004, 13:01:09 UTC

Don't forget that Mother's Day is this Sunday!

~the reminder fairy

mountain_douche May 4 2004, 20:15:37 UTC

I know. Thanks though.

dcdumbass May 3 2004, 18:55:41 UTC

Have you ever seen lindsay Lohan not all made up? She has more freckles than god, and god has more freckles than china if China's population was actually made up of freckles.

mountain_douche May 4 2004, 20:16:19 UTC

I actually commented on that after the movie. The make up still doesn't conceal them very well.

Bdiamond says anonymous May 3 2004, 21:12:39 UTC

who cares... heh.

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mountain_douche May 4 2004, 20:16:49 UTC

HAWT.

B-Diamond.com anonymous May 5 2004, 08:08:45 UTC

Check her out man. Its a BIG HIGH RES PIC

http://www.b-diamond.com/pics/lindsay.jpg

Re: B-Diamond.com mountain_douche May 5 2004, 22:39:33 UTC

Oh. My. God.

Nice.

Re: B-Diamond.com anonymous May 7 2004, 07:11:37 UTC

If you think that's hot, check this shit out!

http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/

Keep scrolling...it gets better as you go.

Re: B-Diamond.com mister_a May 7 2004, 08:07:03 UTC

How about this junx right here:

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=172478

Toxic!