From a recent article I was interviewed for
Lifestyle magazines ask odd questions. Here is a copy of my answers. If anyone is interested. Inui
Have you ever eaten with both fork and spoon, at the same time?: Yes
When's the last time you bled a lot?: A lot? I'm not certain that I've ever bled a lot. Just normal amounts.
Have you ever watched a needle go into your own skin?: Yes.
Have you ever seen someone get a piercing/tattoo?: No
Are you currently full or hungry?: Neither.
Has a taste of something ever made you smile?: Not to my knowledge.
When you're done eating finger foods, do you usually lick your fingers?: No.
Who was the last person to hit you in the stomach?: My grandfather, in the dojo.
Would you ever snap your cell phone in half, if you could get a better one?: Of course not.
Do you think twenty-two is old?: No.
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?: Professional tennis player
Are you planning on going to college?: Yes
Do you know someone that is/was abused by their parents?: Yes
Define 'ugly' in your own terms: Poor sportsmanship.
Does your cell phone have a touch screen?: No
Do you like strawberry and banana smoothies?: Yes
What's the most racist thing you have ever said?: I have no idea.
Would you cuss the person you hate the most out to their face?: No.
Abortion: murder or it's fine?: I'm male, this is not my call.
Do you know someone that is mute, deaf or blind?: Yes.
Have you ever spent more than two weeks in a wheelchair?: No.
Have you ever watched static on the television for more than five minutes?: No.
When you cry, do you hyperventilate?: No.
Is tapioca pudding nasty to you?: No.
Is pudding nasty period?: No.
What are you favourite word[s]?: Yudan sezu ni ikou
Is there a lot of drama in your life?: No.
Do you drink straight from the bottle, instead of getting a cup?: No.
Have you ever been in a taxi?: Yes
Do you listen to modern music or classic music?: Both
Is your keyboard/mouse wireless?: No
Can you hook up your computer to your television?: Why would I want to?
Is there a flashdrive in your CPU right now?: No
How many times have you had the hiccups today?: None
Why do they even call it 'hiccups'?: Ask Inui
Does weed smell good? Or no?: If weeds smell good, aren't they flowers?
Where do you see your closest friend in ten years?: Same place I see him now.
What's your favourite horror movie?: n/a
Foamy the Squirrel: awesome or retarded?: I'm sorry, I don't know who this is.
Are/were you loud in class?: No.
Do you cut out coupons but end up never using them?: No.
What the hell is a panda kisses piercing?: I don't know. Ask Inui.
Name all the ways you can say 'goodbye': 1
Have you ever eaten with both fork and spoon, at the same time?: Yes
When's the last time you bled a lot?: A lot? I'm not certain that I've ever bled a lot. Just normal amounts.
Have you ever watched a needle go into your own skin?: Yes.
Have you ever seen someone get a piercing/tattoo?: No
Are you currently full or hungry?: Neither.
Has a taste of something ever made you smile?: Not to my knowledge.
When you're done eating finger foods, do you usually lick your fingers?: No.
Who was the last person to hit you in the stomach?: My grandfather, in the dojo.
Would you ever snap your cell phone in half, if you could get a better one?: Of course not.
Do you think twenty-two is old?: No.
As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?: Professional tennis player
Are you planning on going to college?: Yes
Do you know someone that is/was abused by their parents?: Yes
Define 'ugly' in your own terms: Poor sportsmanship.
Does your cell phone have a touch screen?: No
Do you like strawberry and banana smoothies?: Yes
What's the most racist thing you have ever said?: I have no idea.
Would you cuss the person you hate the most out to their face?: No.
Abortion: murder or it's fine?: I'm male, this is not my call.
Do you know someone that is mute, deaf or blind?: Yes.
Have you ever spent more than two weeks in a wheelchair?: No.
Have you ever watched static on the television for more than five minutes?: No.
When you cry, do you hyperventilate?: No.
Is tapioca pudding nasty to you?: No.
Is pudding nasty period?: No.
What are you favourite word[s]?: Yudan sezu ni ikou
Is there a lot of drama in your life?: No.
Do you drink straight from the bottle, instead of getting a cup?: No.
Have you ever been in a taxi?: Yes
Do you listen to modern music or classic music?: Both
Is your keyboard/mouse wireless?: No
Can you hook up your computer to your television?: Why would I want to?
Is there a flashdrive in your CPU right now?: No
How many times have you had the hiccups today?: None
Why do they even call it 'hiccups'?: Ask Inui
Does weed smell good? Or no?: If weeds smell good, aren't they flowers?
Where do you see your closest friend in ten years?: Same place I see him now.
What's your favourite horror movie?: n/a
Foamy the Squirrel: awesome or retarded?: I'm sorry, I don't know who this is.
Are/were you loud in class?: No.
Do you cut out coupons but end up never using them?: No.
What the hell is a panda kisses piercing?: I don't know. Ask Inui.
Name all the ways you can say 'goodbye': 1