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Right, so me and Silent Bob were hanging around the back of Dante's fucking shit-shop last week, and this old bitch comes up to us askin' for a pair of dimebags and some other shit. My hetero-lifemate made to prep the weed while I eyeballed her tits, but the fuckin' slut pulls a badge! So I said, 'Shit! Book it, supersize' and Silent Bob was like, '...' and we lit trails outta there. I thought I was going to have to push Silent Bob under a cop car or something, but the cop bitch was wearing heels and we ditched her behind the Big Boy dumpsters across the street. After seein' that slut haul ass after us I couldn't stop thinking that maybe we was under some kinda surveillance or some shit, so we was gonna hop the next bus for wherethefuckever. But the busstop wanted fucking money, again, so we was heading out to the I-95 to suck a ride but this nerd was standin' on the curb with a suitcase an' I thought to mess his shit up for lunch money. But then this shit-ass bus pulls up and Silent Bob just walks right on an' the greasy cockpuller behind the wheel didn't say nothing. We rode that bitch to the end of the line and all of a sudden there's castles and shit and I said, "Silent Bob, what the fuck?" and he was like, "?!" so we snuck in and found us a closet or something to sleep in. That was last week, right, so now the loopy bitch at the bar wants us to pay our tabs.
Any of you motherfuckers need to fuckin' smoke some muggles?
Any of you motherfuckers need to fuckin' smoke some muggles?