Pfft.
Bad-fucking-words.
Having just been in Hogsmeade yesterday, I couldn't help but notice Zonko's brand new catalogue of items.
Insert a fucking swear word here.
Do you bastards know what this means? This means completely recompiling my list of banned items and rewriting the whole bloody thing to include all these new-fangled gadgets that bratty children gravitate towards like moths to bloody flame.
It must be alphabetical!! All of it! I will begin writing immediately--
Fucking fuck.
No fucking new fucking parchment. What the fuck is this bullshit. Fucking Dark Lords, think they're so uppity they can just waltz in and-- obviously didn't get whipped enough as a boy.
Note To Self: Ban student swearing in the halls. Disgusting fucking habit.
Having just been in Hogsmeade yesterday, I couldn't help but notice Zonko's brand new catalogue of items.
Insert a fucking swear word here.
Do you bastards know what this means? This means completely recompiling my list of banned items and rewriting the whole bloody thing to include all these new-fangled gadgets that bratty children gravitate towards like moths to bloody flame.
It must be alphabetical!! All of it! I will begin writing immediately--
Fucking fuck.
No fucking new fucking parchment. What the fuck is this bullshit. Fucking Dark Lords, think they're so uppity they can just waltz in and-- obviously didn't get whipped enough as a boy.
Note To Self: Ban student swearing in the halls. Disgusting fucking habit.